I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me
I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!
What do you call an Italian beggar?
Giovanni Change
Beggars are such professional people...
They always know the pauper way to get things done!
What would a beggar with no begging family history say?
I beg to differ!
A beggar was sitting on a world map struggling to calculate 9838538387 - 62662. I helped him do it.
I guess, I made a pretty huge difference in his world.
A non-conformist beggar starts preaching
"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"
A homeless guy told me his job application at a dairy processing plant was rejected.
I guess it’s true that beggars can’t be cheesers.
What do you call someone who shares a bed with a beggar?
A begbud.
There's a rule that one group of people HAVE to be indecisive...
Beggars can't be choosers.
A friend decided to gift me the boots I’ve been drooling over
They weren’t the color I wanted, but beggars can’t be shoes-y.
Why is it that panhandlers are only allowed to eat liquid meals?
Because beggars can’t be chewsers
Dadjoked a group email at work
My team's supervisor sent out an email to our group asking if anyone was getting a "beg" message from a particular application. So I replied all, "The program has not chosen to give me that message. So I guess beggars can be choosers."
