Beatrice Lillie Puns

I was just sitting at my desk eating a spicy-ass sandwich, then I thought, "Hey, they never did reveal exactly what was in Sameen's favorite food.". So, I thought I'd ask you guys.

It must be good, seeing as she was going to eat her way though the baggie to get to the actual sandwich.

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Do your worst!

welp, i made it to an even 1000 accounts; there are more, but i think that's enough for me today

Particularly notable/long-running accounts:

• /u/ZippZappZippty
• /u/Rude_Journalist
• /u/EUCopyrightComittee
• /u/Haggerstonian
• /u/QuarantineSucksALot
• /u/SignsCantTalk
• /u/pmcd_com
• /u/BerriesAreCherries
• /u/CaananyExtBillies
• /u/Layermedving
• /u/Doopadaptap
• /u/FwootHotCaacon
• /u/Jonas_-
• /u/nexxyPlayz
• /u/darby-dev
• /u/BlinkyBill420
• /u/buckyhead8
• /u/Sure10
• /u/ChemiluminescentVan
• /u/Icua
• /u/Assasin2gamer
• /u/H8-M3
• /u/-Listening
• /u/Even-Understanding
• /u/weeklygrind
• /u/MAC-n-CHZ
• /u/Tens2018
• /u/mikevee78
• /u/SpotifyPremium27
• /u/succtro

The searches tying together all the older accounts with the newer accounts:

• https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#{%22resultSize%22:100,%22query%22:%22%22Tbh%20it%20is%20should%20be%20at%20the%20club%20haha%22%22}

• https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#{%22resultSize%22:100,%22query%22:%22%22That%E2%80%99s%20cool%20Thanks%20again%22%22}

Other accounts:

• /u/-Jesse-Alexander-
• /u/SandraZinger14
• /u/57RandolphZebell57
• /u/AnneYantzer1
• /u/JohnBradshaw38
• /u/Nofeemogevag
• /u/Tamamaroquot
• /u/Tracie89Davis
• /u/Cohattetoren
• /u/JohnNelson36
• /u/George-Keenum44
• /u/TaraWatson92
• /u/Edward94Taylor
• /u/Fotidoutacur
• /u/MckameyRobert-87
• /u/Hatieserudor
• /u/KellyHarris58
• /u/Tilihoroxateel
• /u/ShirleySchulte11
• /u/Noppenanonnefa
• /u/Lavern-Beckers1
• /u/Jesus31Singelton
• /u/GuillermoBryant11
• /u/Basatasi324
• /u/Steven-Wealer10
• /u/JoseMiller11
• /u/HaroldMiller89
• /u/SophiaGerken67
• /u/Fanotewonequud
• /u/9SamHassing
• /u/97RobbyWilliams
• /u/JeremyTaylor93
• /u/Gail-Coty75
• /u/Thatehoni98
• /u/Quadocohotedi
• /u/RaymondSaunders42
• /u/AlanJohnson67
• /u/Eippinesindi
• /u/SarahHernandez7
• /u/JulianEdwards8
• /u/MathewHarris57
• /u/SusanTruong90
• /u/StephenBryant28
• /u/SueHamilton81
• /u/KerrieCregan21
• /u/MichaelChapa8
• /u/DonnyVasquez82
• /u/RichardJenkins53
• /u/OlgaGrayson86
• /u/60JohnSomogyi
• /u/92RussellWalker
• /u/BarbaraGomez81
• /u/Udanninugo
• /u/Jisocasidu
• /u/PaulVrabel20
• /u/PeterJones82
• /u/WilliamWright2
• /u/DannyRusko99
• /u/JamesIce49
• /u/Sopetenone
• /u/Fatabonaru603
• /u/hobotaronetus
• /u/BrianNull24
• /u/Melvin69Roessler
• /u/LindaBenson21
• /u/DebraJohnson51
• /u/SusanMcdaniel68
• /u/RubyLott91
• /u/22DonaldMorton
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• /u/68MichaelMcallister
• /u/RandyPottinger2
• /u/nistayenan
• /u/LyndaSilverman61
• /u

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

Names selected from the senior classes of eight yearbooks from the same school in Oregon.