Basalts Puns

A list of puns related to "Basalts"

I found a picture of a dark basalt rock inscribed with a runic "w" in my book.

That's a wyn-whin in my book.

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👤︎ u/1wrd
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Q: What does a volcanologist keep in his waiting room?

A: Magmazines

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👤︎ u/jmorelock76
📅︎ Jun 28 2022
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I really love geologists

They never take things for granite

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👤︎ u/ArtiK_Man
📅︎ Oct 20 2021
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In mining, what do you find next to the basalt?

The bapepper.

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👤︎ u/OverlandSteve
📅︎ Jan 04 2015
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What do you call it when you slap a rock without consent?

Aggravated Basalt.

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👤︎ u/MercuREEEEEEE
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why did the geologist go to jail?

He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.

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👤︎ u/Mondonodo
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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Geology professor jokes

What happened to the mid ocean ridge in the back alley? It was basalted.

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👤︎ u/flame_in_darkness
📅︎ Jun 23 2015
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