Why can't Barbarians keep their hands off their axes?

All that cleavage.

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👤︎ u/Irorii
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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How do you recognize a barbarian?

I can't tell, it's all Greek to me.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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We may soon resort to barbarianism and form clans and start clashing over toilet paper!

That's feud for thought!

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Diagnosing a diseased catfolk in our Dungeons & Dragons game.

So we are playing dnd and our Catfolk Barbarian gets sick from being bitten from a giant tick a few days ago. She's pretty salty about it because it's made her physically weaker and she can't hit thing as well. The GM (her dad) says "She is sick with a disease that's like an extreme form of lime disease." "My God". I said "It's Lemon Disease." Without skipping a beat the GM says, "Yes. And it's made a sour puss."

We all die.

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👤︎ u/Derflem
📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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Dadjoked in Diablo

I was playing Diablo 3 with a buddy of mine. I picked up a piece of vendor trash called "Baroque Grand Flail". I said "I thought Baroque was a type of music?" - my buddy said "Well if it's Baroque you might as well fix it". I could almost hear my Barbarian groan.

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👤︎ u/rikeus
📅︎ May 08 2014
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