I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,
Apple juice
I thought getting a bank account would be boring
but I've slowly gained interest
I saw $50,000 mysteriously put into my bank account
I want no trouble, so I decided to leave it where I found it
I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes
I call it my hedge fund
I went to the bank teller and told him I wanted to change banks and open an account.
Man: No problem Sir. What’s the name of your previous bank?
Me: Piggy.
Me and my friend opened a bank account to save up for drugs
Is it a 'joint' account.
Why is my bank account like a personals ad?
When I click on it there are fewer singles than I expected.
Today I opened a new bank account on the phone. Everything was done by protocall.
When you open a bank account it's paused
That's why you gotta de-pause it.
Don't ever open a joint bank account with a cowgirl.
She might beat you to the draw.
I decided to withdraw all my money in my bank account into coins
I really need some change in my life
I'm addicted to having money in my bank account.
I suffer from withdrawals.
Me and my friend opened a shared bank account for buying weed
It'll be our joint account.
My bank is no longer offering its new savings account
There was no interest
Got my girlfriend with a couple while trying to open up an online bank account.
Her: We should get going.
Me: Hold on, I want to open this online bank account before they close.
Her: <sarcastic> Oh yeah, cause they close early on Saturday
Me: Yeah, they have to head out early to beat the internet traffic.
