Ballet Shoe Puns

So, I have this pair of shoes. They started off as wedge heels. One day, I noticed that the heels were coming off, so I took them off. I can still wear the shoes as ballet flats. Anyway, today my dad walks in and picks up one of the heels. "Look at the poor little lost sole," he said. I responded with a Dream Theater joke that was also very 'dad': "Just send it to the Ministry of Lost Soles!" Then, he picked up both of them. At the exact same time, we said, "Sole mates!"

I had lost my work shoes(ballet style flats) today and couldnt find them. While at my work desk, i found one of my shoes in my purse!! I texted my roommate this weird anomaly and he found a great opportunity to lay down a cheesy response.

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