A sadist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œHey, where’s the ball and chain?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicy6Chord
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2022
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Tennis coach would do this to almost everyone he met.

He'd take out his keys and show us the key chain.

See this here? It's for when I want to play a little tennis

Then it would be repeated to anyone nearby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolmonger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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