A list of puns related to "Bahamian Cuisine"
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Chef Raquel Fox is a master of Bahamian cuisine, and she is determined to share her cultureβs flavor packed food with the masses. I talked with her about her passion for food, storied culinary journey, and current projects.
It is no surprise that she is the chef for The Bahamas Ministry of Tourism, She definitely made me want to hop on the next flight to experience the beautiful islands and tropical cuisine! Check out the interview here: https://thediasporicdish.com/bahamian-cuisine-expert-chef-raquel-fox/
What are your favorite Bahamian foods?
In my personal opinion, I'm gonna say that it's a tie between Haitian and Jamaican food. I can eat jerk chicken, griot, oxtails and joumou all day. I'm gonna put Trinidadian food as an honorable mention...and I'm half Trini lol.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Previous issue: Year One: How far we've come; How far we'll go.
> 1 June 2041
>High technology is seamlessly integrated into the daily lives of all Nusantarans, with even the most remote impoverished fisherman's child being a digital native practically from birth. Governance, shopping, law enforcement, communication, education, transportation; everything flows through a server somewhere, inputs and outputs streaming through the very air like a sea of invisible binary. From the very first issuance of a digital birth certificate, each Nusantaran has an online footprint that is tracked and commodified every waking moment of their lives. Their citizenship, place of residence, relations, and frequented locations are constantly being traced, not to mention more nebulous things like biometrics, gait, interests, and projected behaviour. Unchecked corporate data-tracking and complex prediction algorithms are pervasive and all-encompassing, making Nusantara a digital marketer's paradise and a privacy maven's nightmare.
>>This particular ecosystem is the result of public-private fusion; state governments wanted a way to effectively track threats to societal cohesion and national security, while commercial juggernauts wanted a way to better advertise their services and adapt to changing consumer desires - often before the consumers themselves were aware. The product of this unholy union is a constantly evolving network of competing surveillance and machine learning systems that have made anonymity a near-impossibility.
>The average day for an average Nusantaran, being a medium-income worker at one of the many sprawling factories or commercial zones in a megalopolis, goes something like this. In the dark of the early morn
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
And now Iβm cannelloni
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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