I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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👤︎ u/MrPeteO
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft

and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What sound does a piano make when being dropped down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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👤︎ u/monodorito
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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What musical note does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

...a flat minor

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👤︎ u/kennethjc
📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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Why did the trumpet player get arrested?

For fingering in A Flat Minor

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📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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saw this on r/jokes and had to share it

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

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👤︎ u/friscosoa
📅︎ Nov 04 2013
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As a new dad, I'm off to a great start

Background: Wife and I took our son to his 1 month pediatrician appointment yesterday, where the only minor issue she noted was a slight flattening on the left side of his head because he likes to look one way instead of the other. Hilarity ensued when we got home.

Wife: "If we're not careful, our son is going to have to wear one of those special helmets because he'll have a flat head."

Me: "Then I guess it's a good thing we didn't name him Phillip!"

/cue rimshot

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📅︎ Jun 21 2014
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor

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📅︎ May 18 2020
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What chord do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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Waddya get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A Flat Minor.

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👤︎ u/Fred8Ross
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A Minor Flat

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📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you get when a piano drops in a mine shaft?

A flat minor

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📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A minor B flat.

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👤︎ u/eawesome00
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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What key do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat Minor

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📅︎ Sep 01 2017
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What do u get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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A piano fell on a coal miner

Now you have A Flat Minor.

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👤︎ u/IndiaVenom
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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What happens wen you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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📅︎ Jul 23 2013
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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👤︎ u/bsheelflip
📅︎ May 12 2013
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What key do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor.

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👤︎ u/edpeters1
📅︎ Apr 30 2017
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