I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A pun walked into a bar and ten people died on the spot.

Pun in, ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurabhn24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Is there space for a pun here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Want to hear a pun about ghosts?

That's the spirit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Get in a pun battle with me, and I’ll have to put on my...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buglepost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallhaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Found a pun in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SniegavirsLV
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...

It really toque me by surprise!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Need help with a pun

I work for a flooring company and my boss asked me to design some merch. He asked for a flooring pun I could put on a T Shirt. Any ideas??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raistrikk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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If a pun happens and no one is around to hear it, is it a pun at all?

Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.

Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!

Also me, silently: can’t believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seawoo10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Is this a pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnomeslayer425
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Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun

https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoyamec69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant

this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarasque_Man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyledreeling10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A pun for all the German speakers here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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When you make a pun artist mad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lliH-knaH
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I was trying to think of a pun to do with drinking

But I couldn't. I think alcohol it a night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desk12345
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I have a pun!

I am bad at being a bus driver, guess I should reTIRE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berat0-0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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a pun about puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samnewberyy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Wrong time for a pun
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BBC made a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lonelyparrot
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but...

It’s a bit of a stretch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboiBungle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Neigh, a pun for fun, for everyone!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/White0101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Settle a pun debate

I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:

Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"

Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"

I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creaky_thumbs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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It's just a pun, honest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Need help figuring out a pun

My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.

One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.

So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarcosanAnarchist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A pun that really flows off the tongue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandbag747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I had a pun war on Instagram reddit.com/gallery/jzziig
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyingSphinx26_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Can someone come up with a pun for the name Candace?

I don't wanna go with 'Candace get any better', since she probably heard that a thousand times already. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurianIce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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7 days without a pun

makes one weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmandawgfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Alright this is a pun isn’t it
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I was going to tell a pun about eggs

But nobody would get the yolk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I guess I know why you shouldn't tell a kleptomaniac a pun.

They always take things literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lpro9482
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Used a meme format to make a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Withered_core
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Someone asked me if i wanted to hear a pun about a country.

I said Norway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcir_semirg
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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A pun for current times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_boy57
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
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A pun

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antslagmygamelol
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Trying to make a pun with the title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awsaf_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me
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A Pun I Made In 5 Minutes On MS Paint... Merry Christmas!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KLMkid10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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It’s still a pun tho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1papaya2papaya
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Maybe not the best place for a pun...what if my cat just died?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Herenus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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How would you summarize : "A pun walked into a bar and killed ten jokes."

Pun in ten ded.

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Make a pun on the word "scenes" please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notcallipygian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Does this count as a pun?.. it's my favorite thing I've ever created...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lianrhod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people.

Pun in. Ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A pun walks into a bar and killed 10 people

Pun in, 10 dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
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