In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
I quit being a flat earther,
because no one took me sphereiously.
I used to be a Flat Earther.
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
I gave a flat battery away today.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.
Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.
I tried to tell a joke about apartments but it fell flat
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
I just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.
I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
My car got a flat while I was driving today...
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear
What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?
Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?
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All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?
A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
They’re just optical illusions.
Her bio said that she was a flat earther
What do you need when you get a flat tire?
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
What do you call a flat earth rap?
Do flat Earthers have a sphere of influence?
Or do they just plane ignore others?
Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market
I should have bought asparagus
Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther
The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
My guitar seems to be tuned a bit flat
Have you ever heard a Pepsi sing an A flat?
Of course not. That's just a Fanta C.
I decided to get my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.
He keeps asking for an ex box, so I’m sure he will be delighted.
What do you give a plant with a flat tire...
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.
Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
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