A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
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I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"

Go ahead, prove me wrong

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Photoshoppin_Boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2020
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An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KCL80
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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I think I found the β€œG spot” at work today..
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BabyBlue14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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Why is the letter G scary?

It turns a Host into a Ghost

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2020
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G(old)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Evinzo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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As I ran my finger down her G string, she moaned:

"Give me back my guitar!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icemage27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...

It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2020
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If you’re trying to spell the name β€œRon,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G

Because then it’s wrong.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OCTUStudio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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It's no longer you and me. It's g(us).
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yorkshirenation
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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O m g alright
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2020
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There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...

I knew it would just be a hollow gram.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ocelot_ocealittle69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?

It stands for the gunction of x.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lyreoz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2020
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G
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shoman_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2019
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They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.

Maybe that will resolve things.

(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_awesome365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2019
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I am a g o d
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_whole_lemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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(G)old
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shiberino14-88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2019
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I live in the house next door to where the Notorious B.I.G. grew up as a child.

The current owners let me take a look inside. No biggie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2018
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Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?

The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2019
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A G walks into a bar in A minor and orders

A Gin&Subtonic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jannehirsimaki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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Hot dio-g
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/taoXtremegaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2019
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Im the G
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THENERDYPI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2019
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What do you call a gangbang full of G's?

An all G.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Epicasian_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2019
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I just found that the letters β€˜t’ and β€˜g’ are too close to each other on the keyboard.

I’m never again writing Regards when I write an email to my boss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2019
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What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?

Sax education.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imzeesh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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G(old)

https://preview.redd.it/5681ewbf6tv21.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4b9a012a67140e91133e1a049e0076454f5481

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nekrakias
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2019
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V E G A N D A D

A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.

I was a bit confused.

I'd never seen herbivore.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YeetManJaxon
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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Le(g) epic gamer moment
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69teslas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2018
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A bee-g surprise (x-post: r/funny)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bukklab
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2017
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I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.

That's ok. No biggie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2018
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Some people may think you're a pussy but I think you're a G, Natalia
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZeroDarkQuarter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2018
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What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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Outstanding g imgur.com/5oI8CJd
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KluKlayu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2015
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Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

Change my mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jacobwyc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
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C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.

The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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A B πŸ’Ώ E F G
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idontknowdude17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RikM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
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C, E-flat and G walk into a bar.

The bartender shows them the door and says, β€œsorry we don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/foxforbox
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