A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
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︎ Jun 23 2020
An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....
....he was an Austr-alien
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I think I found the βG spotβ at work today..
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why is the letter G scary?
It turns a Host into a Ghost
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
G(old)
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︎ Jun 15 2020
As I ran my finger down her G string, she moaned:
"Give me back my guitar!"
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︎ Aug 18 2020
My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...
It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
If youβre trying to spell the name βRon,β make sure you donβt misspell it by adding a W and a G
Because then itβs wrong.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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︎ Feb 08 2020
It's no longer you and me. It's g(us).
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︎ Apr 10 2020
O m g alright
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︎ Jan 24 2020
There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...
I knew it would just be a hollow gram.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?
It stands for the gunction of x.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
G
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︎ Sep 27 2019
They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.
Maybe that will resolve things.
(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I am a g o d
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︎ Sep 13 2019
(G)old
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I live in the house next door to where the Notorious B.I.G. grew up as a child.
The current owners let me take a look inside. No biggie.
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︎ Jul 29 2018
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
A G walks into a bar in A minor and orders
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Hot dio-g
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Im the G
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︎ Jun 04 2019
What do you call a gangbang full of G's?
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I just found that the letters βtβ and βgβ are too close to each other on the keyboard.
Iβm never again writing Regards when I write an email to my boss.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
G(old)
https://preview.redd.it/5681ewbf6tv21.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4b9a012a67140e91133e1a049e0076454f5481
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︎ May 02 2019
V E G A N D A D
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.
I was a bit confused.
I'd never seen herbivore.
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︎ May 28 2019
Le(g) epic gamer moment
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︎ Dec 25 2018
A bee-g surprise (x-post: r/funny)
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︎ Jun 15 2017
I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
Some people may think you're a pussy but I think you're a G, Natalia
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︎ Dec 27 2018
Whatβs the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
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︎ Jan 27 2015
Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
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︎ Apr 11 2020
A B πΏ E F G
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
C, E-flat and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, βsorry we donβt serve minors.β
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︎ Jun 27 2018
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