I probably shouldn't have become a tattoo artist.
It left me baroque.
It's baffling.
It was a rare medium well done.
Moaner Leaser.
"The artist must have been very jaded..."
My son made this up and I've never been more proud!
My 14yo son draws comics every night on a whiteboard of his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning...
He drew praise for his artwork.
Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.
I called it GandOwlF
We went past a Garbodor and I told my Dad, “Hey it’s a Garbodor!” He then says “I don’t like it. That Pokémon is trash.”
So my friend says they know someone with a brilliant sense of beauty. Like, they can spot masterpiece artwork from just a glance. Apparently they work at a bee apiary, and keep bees, so I have no idea how they came across this skill.
But I guess its true what they say. Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.
DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor Peña.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street Peña Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of Peña". Get it, Jalapeño?
ME: ...
