Collecting Impressionist art is a pricey hobby.
It requires a lot of monet.
I'm a dad, and I collect dad jokes as if they were works of art. Here is my latest acquisition.
My mum has worse jokes than my dad...
Having dinner at the local pub when my mum asks what my girlfriend is currently doing at uni. I told her she's been collecting sticks for an art installation assignment: Me: "She's gonna look like a weirdo catching the train into the CBD." Mum: "Yeah, people are gonna be going up to her and telling her she's a faggot."
"Faggot" means a bundle of sticks, for those who aren't aware.
