That's just Mahmud.
Iron
Bah! Rain!
Al-gebra
A Protein Sheikh.
The Owl Jizz Era News.
An ali-gator
The Sunni Playstation
Ali.
His name was pala-hadin
Dnd dadjokes
Saudi
They witnessed five victories Andalus
Mohahamed.
He emirgrated
I told him that simply its because we are all united Arabs. emirate?
Because they're muslims....ππ
Paleostinian
Come Bagdad!
Everytime I try to talk to him he's lost in translation.
Saudi, partner!
the sultans offspring
In Arabic, there are two firms: formal and colloquial. In the formal form, generally when you want to ask someone how they're doing you say "Kayf al-haal" which means "How is the state of being?" Literally asking how they are. In Kuwaiti colloquial however you say "wishlonak" which means the same thing colloquially but literally means "What color are you?"
My friend calls me and says "wishlonak" and I immediately respond "Brown!" And then burst out laughing at my own cleverness.
After typing it out I feel really lame
They just Sheikh it off
she has been "qaffing" all night
Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now
"Ah, salami Jamaican!"
Because they live in misery (Ω Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (Ω Ψ΅Ψ±)
Egyptian = miSrii (Ω Ψ΅Ψ±Ω)
The people in Dubai don't like it much, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!
"isn't that a type of Axe body spray?"
I think he is ready for fatherhood.
Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."
looks at dad
"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"
Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"
I was at an Arabic-themed pop-up bar with some friends last weekend, where all the drinks were named for places and things relating to the Arab world, etc. Everyone's favorite drink was a punch called "Fuck ISIS" (which was delicious), and I said "Wow, a punch named for a current event... I guess one could call it... topical punch."
Ba-dum psh.
My dad has a slight arabic accent. We approached an orange light and he said:
Dad: Another orange light
Me: It's because you're bad luck
Dad: No, I'm with numbers
Me: What?
Dad: I'm a lock with numbers, not a padlock
We came into work on a Saturday where dress is really relaxed. He was wearing a soccer jersey for a guy named Eden Hazard. Hazard plays for Chelsea and the Belgian national team.
The front of soccer jerseys typically have a company name on them for advertising. This one had Samsung.
I asked if he got the jersey free with a purchase of his Note 7.
He actually laughed at the joke.
Bonus: we're both Arabs so I told him not to go to the airport wearing it.
I said this to my brother yesterday & immediately thought of this subreddit. It works because we're arabic. We went on a bike ride yesterday...
Bro: hey, let's take a detour & go this way
Me: sounds good. I'm not Russian. I'm syrian
Ahhhh my dad lives through me. That's something cheesy he would say.
Amazing Race spoilers, if it matters.
This week's episode was in Dubai, and we were watching the part where they were racing camels. The finish line says "Finish" with what I assume to be the Arabic word for finish underneath it. My mom turns to me and goes, "That's not Finnish, that's Arabic." I still have a headache from how hard my hand hit my head.
My first language is Arabic. This conversation happened in Arabic with my dad. So I was telling my dad that I got an A in one of my courses and he asked me what course. I wrote it as math but in Arabic letters and I didn't use the Arabic word for it. And in Arabic the word math sounds a lot like the word for died.
Me: math Dad: my condolences
A protein Sheikh
