I've started giving things Arabic names for the fun of it.

That's just Mahmud.

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Which Arab country produces the most steel?

Iron

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?

Bah! Rain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
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What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?

A Protein Sheikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotQasimc612
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do u call an arabic alligator?

An ali-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamNDnD
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What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world

The Sunni Playstation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilhomers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do you call an Arabic friend?

Ali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TubaXYZ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Heard about the arabic paladin?

His name was pala-hadin

Dnd dadjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...

Saudi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Arabs were historically dominant...

They witnessed five victories Andalus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?

Mohahamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sythek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?

He emirgrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abra-Cadabra
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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You'll only get this if you know the Arabic Alphabet's letters.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My Arab son asked me how come all our neighbor countries like us

I told him that simply its because we are all united Arabs. emirate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmerAngi
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Why aren't there any fat arabs?

Because they're muslims....😐😏

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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I M LIVID
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farhan_Hyder
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What do you call an Arab on a fad diet?

Paleostinian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manniefabian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What did the arabic boy says to his dad who was leaving?

Come Bagdad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pollo_68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I have a friend who works turning Arabic documents into English

Everytime I try to talk to him he's lost in translation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearTortoise
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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How do Arabic cowboys greet one another?

Saudi, partner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What do you call a muscular Arab?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaddness
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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What do you call an arabic prince who's a Dire Straits fan?

the sultans offspring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/St_Addi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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A dad joke in Arabic!

In Arabic, there are two firms: formal and colloquial. In the formal form, generally when you want to ask someone how they're doing you say "Kayf al-haal" which means "How is the state of being?" Literally asking how they are. In Kuwaiti colloquial however you say "wishlonak" which means the same thing colloquially but literally means "What color are you?"

My friend calls me and says "wishlonak" and I immediately respond "Brown!" And then burst out laughing at my own cleverness.

After typing it out I feel really lame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamza78ch11
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How do Arabs overcome their anger?

They just Sheikh it off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themakshter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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My Arabic teacher girlfriend is really sick

she has been "qaffing" all night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_3ars
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..

Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amf44
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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How did the Arabic guy greet a Caribbean guy holding lunch meet?

"Ah, salami Jamaican!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingOfCharles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?

Because they live in misery (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±ΩŠ)

Note for the non Arabic speakers:

Egypt = miSr (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±)

Egyptian = miSrii (Ω…Ψ΅Ψ±ΩŠ)

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They're screening a new Flinstones movie in the United Arab Emirates.

The people in Dubai don't like it much, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrQuickLine
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My friend got me good when I mentioned the Arab Spring...

"isn't that a type of Axe body spray?"

I think he is ready for fatherhood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanWoansBatCave
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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hormonella
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Dad on the Arab spring…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/compto35
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Dad is an older muslim gentleman, I remember this from when he was in the hospital a few years ago.

Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."

looks at dad

"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"

Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"

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I have officially become my father with this dadjoke (I'm a girl).

I was at an Arabic-themed pop-up bar with some friends last weekend, where all the drinks were named for places and things relating to the Arab world, etc. Everyone's favorite drink was a punch called "Fuck ISIS" (which was delicious), and I said "Wow, a punch named for a current event... I guess one could call it... topical punch."

Ba-dum psh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/two_insomnias
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My dad laid this one out on me today

My dad has a slight arabic accent. We approached an orange light and he said:

Dad: Another orange light

Me: It's because you're bad luck

Dad: No, I'm with numbers

Me: What?

Dad: I'm a lock with numbers, not a padlock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chroncile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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I got my coworker really good

We came into work on a Saturday where dress is really relaxed. He was wearing a soccer jersey for a guy named Eden Hazard. Hazard plays for Chelsea and the Belgian national team.

The front of soccer jerseys typically have a company name on them for advertising. This one had Samsung.

I asked if he got the jersey free with a purchase of his Note 7.

He actually laughed at the joke.

Bonus: we're both Arabs so I told him not to go to the airport wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BourbonKing
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What's the rush?

I said this to my brother yesterday & immediately thought of this subreddit. It works because we're arabic. We went on a bike ride yesterday...

Bro: hey, let's take a detour & go this way

Me: sounds good. I'm not Russian. I'm syrian

Ahhhh my dad lives through me. That's something cheesy he would say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumb_Cock
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My mom got me good

Amazing Race spoilers, if it matters.

This week's episode was in Dubai, and we were watching the part where they were racing camels. The finish line says "Finish" with what I assume to be the Arabic word for finish underneath it. My mom turns to me and goes, "That's not Finnish, that's Arabic." I still have a headache from how hard my hand hit my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captpiggard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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Language doesn't matter in the art of dad joke

My first language is Arabic. This conversation happened in Arabic with my dad. So I was telling my dad that I got an A in one of my courses and he asked me what course. I wrote it as math but in Arabic letters and I didn't use the Arabic word for it. And in Arabic the word math sounds a lot like the word for died.

Me: math Dad: my condolences

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNightmare210
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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What do you call a muscular Arab?

A protein Sheikh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbledore18
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