Aquarium Fish Puns

and I said, "I wonder if he performs sturgery?"

They become tanked

It's a relatively untapped market

Home-schooling

An Owquarium!

All the indoor fins.

I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.

Their indoor-fins.

"(I don't know), y’all, something smells fishy here."

Me: I don't want a fish that's going to bully the other fish. Dad: Oh, so you need a pacifisht.

Edit: Spelling.

Me: To the aquarium shop. Son: What for? Are we getting another fish? Me: Well. No. We're getting the same fish. Don't tell your sister.

Because you oughta see it.

Context: we went to a local aquarium called the OdySea Aquarium, and my son o-fish-ally became a Dad. I've never been prouder.

I work at an Aquarium. Our sister site is a Zoo, and when we have quarterly meetings for all staff members, they call the meeting State of the Zoonion.

I am really trying to come up with a comparable name for our Aquarium all-staff meeting that features some good Aquarium/fish humor. Help!

Me and my dad were at the aquarium and spotted a sturgeon (a fish).

Dad: I wonder where he got his PHD? Me: I don't know, but he probably does brain sturgery.

My dad nods his head and we continue through the exhibit.

I took my fiancée to the sea life centre this afternoon. In the walk-through tunnel under the aquarium, she spotted a fish which had a large wound on its side which looked quite nasty.

"I wonder what happened to it" she asked.

"Maybe it fell off its motor-pike" I replied.

Eye rolling commenced.

I grew up in Northern California and have visited the Monterey Bay Aquarium a few times as a kid.

Every. Goddam. Time. My dad would pause in front of the jellyfish tank and say "You kids think these are cool, wait till you see the peanut butter fish. Maybe they will make you a sandwich."

So on saturday my mom and dad accompanied me and my family there for the first time in years. When we got to the jellyfish I was ready, and beat my dad to the punch. My three year old thought I was serious of course, but my five year old daughter is pretty sharp and she called me out.

My dad leaned down and congratulated her for not being duped. He then said "Let's go check out the tuna tank." My daughter got excited and said "They have TUNA?!"

Grinning, my dad said "Yes sweetheart, and just like at Red Lobster, you get to pick which one you want and they will make you a sandwich."

The old man has still got it.

For my mom's birthday my husband and I got her some fish for her new fish aquarium.

A few months go by and she sadly tells me, "We lost one of your fish."

Of course, my dad has to chime in, "it's alright though, we found it. It was just dead."

.... a bunch of nematodes.

This one was said by my father when we were visiting an aquarium with my wife and kids. We just finished looking at a tank with a few dozen clown fish. Unfortunately, I had no idea what a nematode was. My 8 year old son then proceeded to educate me what he learned from sponge bob.

they have indoor-fins