Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
Why were they called the "Apollo" moon missions?
Because they didn't take a chicken.
Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
What does Apollo, god of the sun, do when his sideburns get too long?
Lyre, Lyre, Apollo’s on fire
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
I ripped my shirt while watching Apollo XIII.
Houston, weave got a problem.
Accidental pun - Found on a poster for the upcoming 'Apollo 11' movie.
What's more powerful? the Apollo 11 guidance computer or an Iphone?
They sent the guidance computer into the air and it didn't break.
However if you send an Iphone into the air, chances are it's going to break.
I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11's success
I bet they were over the moon
I didn't get Apollo 13...
...because I didn't see 1 through 12.
How do astronauts say sorry? They apollo-gize
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
What do you call a Mexican space chicken ?
Milk
Did you hear about the milk that went to the moon?
It was Legen-dairy.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
What do astronauts wear on the Moon?
I confessed to my crush.
my soda is still not saying something
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...
To everyone who thinks the moonlanding was fake
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?
What does an astronaut say to apologize
How does NASA say it's sorry?
What do NASA astronauts do when they screw up?
What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?
The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send another spacecraft to the moon
Their calling the ship The Apollo-G!
I didn't get Apollo 13...
...Because I didn't see 1-12!
What do astronauts do when they mess up?
How do astronauts say sorry?
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