been an hour, either blew her Sock-rates off or id better Apollo-gize
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, theyβd have to make an Apollo-G.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why were they called the "Apollo" moon missions?
Because they didn't take a chicken.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What does Apollo, god of the sun, do when his sideburns get too long?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Lyre, Lyre, Apolloβs on fire
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︎ Mar 26 2019
What wouldβve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They wouldβve been lunatics.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I ripped my shirt while watching Apollo XIII.
Houston, weave got a problem.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Accidental pun - Found on a poster for the upcoming 'Apollo 11' movie.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What's more powerful? the Apollo 11 guidance computer or an Iphone?
They sent the guidance computer into the air and it didn't break.
However if you send an Iphone into the air, chances are it's going to break.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11's success
I bet they were over the moon
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︎ Jul 03 2018
I didn't get Apollo 13...
...because I didn't see 1 through 12.
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︎ Jan 11 2015
How do astronauts say sorry? They apollo-gize
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︎ Jun 03 2014
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︎ Jun 18 2011
Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
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never apollogize
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Milk
Did you hear about the milk that went to the moon?
It was Legen-dairy.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What do you call a Mexican space chicken ?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Lizbians
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I confessed to my crush.
my soda is still not saying something
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What do astronauts wear on the Moon?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
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︎ May 16 2020
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
To everyone who thinks the moonlanding was fake
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︎ Mar 04 2020
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
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︎ Oct 11 2019
How does NASA say it's sorry?
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︎ Jul 09 2015
What does an astronaut say to apologize
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Did you guys see the tshirt the rocket wore?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What do NASA astronauts do when they screw up?
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︎ Jan 25 2019
What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?
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︎ Oct 05 2017
The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send another spacecraft to the moon
Their calling the ship The Apollo-G!
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︎ Mar 21 2014
I didn't get Apollo 13...
...Because I didn't see 1-12!
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︎ Dec 28 2014
What do astronauts do when they mess up?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
How do astronauts say sorry?
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