Did you hear about the apocalyptic punctuation mark?

It’s a catostrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiseasedCupcake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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If you come across a cow in post-apocalyptic times, you'd better not let it go.

That would be a missed steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericn8886
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Guys, stop reposting other people's puns. Don't turn this sub into a post apocalyptic wasteland.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Creator8888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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If all social media came to an end

It would be post apocalyptic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Request for help remembering a joke

Hello,

I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.

Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:

It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.

Thank you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ontoforever
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you serve post-apocalyptic children at birthday parties?

Prepperoni Pizza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What do you call a post apocalyptic family

a nuclear family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burrcook
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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So my dad has been calling everything "post-apocalyptic"

When I asked him about it, he said "everything that happens after December 21, 2012 is post-apocalyptic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoungIgnorant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesunnymay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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