Best way to annoy Lady Gaga?
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.
Toucan play at that game.
What happens when you annoy your friend Erin on St. Patrick’s Day?
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
Don’t annoy clocks
Or they’ll get ticked off.
What do you call a annoying bird
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
Why are woodpecker standup comedians so annoying?
They can't stop telling knock-knock jokes.
Mrs Hamill was annoyed when her son and I paid her a surprise visit.
She was afraid I'd leave a Mark.
Why was the taxi driver annoyed?
He was tired of people talking behind his back.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
Broken bridges annoy me
I just can’t get over them
Don’t annoy ghosts.
It might come back to haunt you!
What did a tree say to its annoying neighbor?
Why do you call the guy that’s afraid a pear will annoy him at any time?
Why amphibians are so annoying?
Because they axolotl questions.
The reposts in this app are getting really annoying
Because I've reddit all already
It's kinda annoying how terrible Italian bread's memory is
I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia
My bee neighbors are so annoying, they talk way too much.
They just drone on and on.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
I told my daughter, “Mom keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” She asked, “Are you mad at her?”
“Geez! Don’t you start too!” I screamed.
A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.
So I've had to put my foot down.
Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
There was a fly buzzing around that was really annoying me
I should have called the cops so they could send in the swat team!
I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.
Then I realized they’re just common taters.
I’ve been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I’m getting really annoyed
It keeps asking me, ‘Where do you want to go?'
So I click on the icon that says ‘Home’ and then it makes me start all over again.
Why are geese the most annoying drivers?
What's the most annoying kind of bread?
What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
(I know my font is annoying plz get over it)
I get annoyed at maraca's
Something about them gets me rattled
It really annoys me when people say that age is just a number
I need like 100 puns!
At my high school there's an annoying dude who hates puns so if you have any really bad ones I need you to comment...
I'm gonna send him to PUNintentiary!
I won't stop till he PUNches me!
My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
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