Analysing Puns

A list of puns related to "Analysing"

A consultant came in to analyse my business the other day...

He said "sweeping changes had to be made".

The Janitor is not happy

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👤︎ u/ArseRobot
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do wilderness survival experts use to cook their burgers

Bear Grills

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👤︎ u/carcival
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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An archaeologist was examining an ancient looking post in a field...

Carved on to the post was some roman-looking words:

TOTI

EMUL

ESTO

After two hours of analysing the words, he was approached by the farmer that owned the field. "What are you looking at chap?" Said the farmer.

"I'm trying to figure out the meaning of the writing on this post... it looks Roman! This could be a great find!" The archaeologist replied.

"Let me take a look" says the farmer as he analyses the carving.

"It says "To tie mules to" you silly twat".

Credit to Stephen Fry on No Such Thing As A Fish podcast

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👤︎ u/InkJetPrinters
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Help me with a punny name for a stock market earnings app

I am building a small app that does analyses stock market trends and stuff especially around stock earnings. Could someone help me name my app?

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👤︎ u/rdv100
📅︎ Jan 25 2017
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