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Posted an update in the comments. Was going to put it here as an edit but I felt it was too long and put it in the comments section instead. Should pop up if you sort comments by new if you're arsed about seeing it. Thank you all for the support you've shown me. It means a lot.

As the title says, I am being harassed by a woman I called my friend until 8 days ago.

Last week, I was hanging out with my best friend. We'll call her Jenny.

Jenny and I were good friends for about three years. She was my best friend. She'd go out of her way to make sure I was ok and to check on me if she felt I wasn't ok. I've confided a lot of personal stuff with her. I've told her about my anxiety attacks and body dysmorphia, as well as an abusive ex and she was really understanding about it and offered advice and help whenever I needed it. She's helped me through some dark times in my life.

Jenny is also a sex worker. She has an OnlyFans account and posts NSFW content on there. I don't think less of her for it in any way. I'm happy that she gets to make some extra money on the side for something she feels is liberating.

So last week. We were at her place, planning to watch a movie together. At one point, she asked me if we could have a serious conversation. She told me she loved me as more than just a platonic friend and wanted to date me. I told her that I cared a lot about her too but that I felt things wouldn't work out between us if we became romantic. When she asked me to elaborate I told her that I wasn't comfortable with dating someone who does OnlyFans and I didn't want to ask her to stop just for me because I know it's helping her a lot with her self confidence. She was silent for a few seconds and then it was like I was interacting with someone I'd never met before. She started throwing stuff at me and yelling at me. I can't remember the specific words but it was something to the effect of "How dare you shame me". I left as fast as I could and ran home. About an hour passed and I got a call from a number I didn't recognise. I decided to answer just to see who it was and immediately after I said "hello?" a woman was yelling at me and calling me a misogynistic pig. I think I recognise the voice and know which specific friend that call was from but I pretty much just hung up straight away. She called me again, as did two other numbers, all three I've saved and named "Do Not Answer" in my phone. When they realised I wasn't going to pick up they started texting me, ca

Hey,

i just saw the IGN top 100 games of all times list and as i saw Breath of the wild on number 1 i was again getting sad. Because everyone has such a great time playing this game and i just can't have fun with it.

Obviously everyone has a different taste and that is fine but i am actually a mainstream kinda guy. I mostly agree with the people on what is good and what is not. So i wonder why i just dislike it so much (i'm gonna try to explain what bothers me)

I really dont want to make the game bad for anyone who likes it, i just want to talk about it and maybe i am not seeing something or i dont have the right mindset for it and someone can explain to me how to enjoy it. If you don't want to hear bad things about the game you love, than you should not read further.

For reference: i played like 30-40 hours i finished all divine beasts but stopped before going to hyrule castle (but saw some gameplay of it)

My critisisms (I guess small !spoilers!):

The open world

That is what confuses me the most. Everyone is gushing about how great it is and how you just want to explore and that you find so many interesting things. I often hear people say "you just see something in the distance and immediatly want to go there and find out what you will find." and i just couldn't agree less. In the first like 5-10 hours it was like that. But after i found out that the only things waiting for me in that "interesting spot in the distance" was another shrine or another korok seed that feeling just vanished completly for me. It was the opposite, i was like "ok that looks interesting but i just know it will be another korok seed or a shrine which i will find more of anyway when i just keep walking to the next divine beast".

You will not find great weapons to use, or new gadgets or something. You also don't find any great NPCs or small storys or mini quests. Because there are none (maybe some exceptions).

It was just not worth going to discover stuff. Yes there are some amazing things. The first time you find an Ogre or the first time you saw one of the dragons is amazing. But then you find another one and another one and it was just loosing my interest. The lack of map makers and the "find your own goal" is great and in some areas there is cool environmental story telling (rarely). Mostly it is emptyness, big open fields with nothing in it. It is really not a bad world. Waaay better than most standard ubisoft worlds but i dont think it is "the best open world ev

Best Game So Far.

FINAL EDIT: Thanks everyone! These questions were so fun and thoughtful. I appreciate all the love (feels like I spent the day with friends which feels so nice). Hope to do another one of these soon. If you'd like to get my book (You Can't Be Serious), you can order it at your local bookstore, Amazon, or any of the great booksellers linked here. Thanks for making me smile today. :)

Yo! I’m Kal Penn, actor, writer, producer, sometimes college instructor, former White House aide, and author of YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS (a memoir in which I share some hopefully-funny, awkward, maybe consequential stories about life as the son of immigrants growing up in New Jersey. I’ve worked as a farmhand and telemarketer before becoming an actor who smoked fake weed with a fake president of the United States before serving the country and advising a real one.) AMA! Proof: https://imgur.com/a/tzesjBK

But I am outstanding in my field.

Upon hearing about and seeing the grandeur of Mexico's map I was wondering if it would be better than FH3 map which is personally my favorite FH out of all and I think it still is. After finally playing FH5 I have come to my personal conclusion that it's a great map but not better than FH3 in my opinion, whilst the map has more to it elevation changes and such and it's a lot bigger I personally don't find myself enjoying driving it's terrain as much as I did in FH3. I know this is my opinion but I'd like to hear the thoughts of others and their feelings about the map comparing it to others or FH3.

If “He loves me” taking my best friend away when she wasn’t even 30 is “love” I’d rather he just leave me the fuck alone.

This whole situation is 100x worse living in the south and her family being religious. I can’t hurt them any more so I just go through the motions when on the inside I’m just filled with white hot hatred.

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

Well the title says it all really. As a kid i never really ate chocolate flakes on bread because i always said: “just eat a chocolate bar”

Yeah i was wrong and i want to know which brands and types/flavoure you prefer. I want to try some new ones out.

Ask me anything, I have learned some psychology and social skills through Uber and books/courses

I can't believe I finally got Covid! I am very sick on the couch 😒 😭

But I am so happy I get to read all of your insightful, inspirational, and FUNNY posts!! Thank you my Pepino family! 💚🥒

Edit: Thank you so much for my first awards EVER and the uplifting messages!

Over the 🎯... 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍 🚀

I remember when I started everything was about Wii and thats how I get into it, but what is the nowadays the best Homebrew Console? Its still a Nintendo one?

Edit: wrong subreddit damnit

I've been friends with this person for a very, very long time. 25 years. In the last 7 years, she had two girls. Now ALL she EVER talks about are her two girls. She can't shut up about them. Not only that, but when we Zoom (because of the pandemic), her youngest one comes in, announces that she has something private to say to her mother, and hits the mute button. Such a rude little child....and my friend thinks this is acceptable and adorable. If I had done something like that to my mom while growing up , I wouldn't be alive today.

Also, my friend has become very "childlike." Everything is too much for her. Everything stresses her out. For instance, back in late November, she told me she was "super stressed out and in a bad mood" because she hadn't gotten around to writing her Christmas cards yet, nor coming up with a menu for Christmas dinner. At another time, when I sent her the Taylor Swift short film "All Too Well," she wrote me back saying that "there is so much violence, death, disease, and evil in the world that I feel I cannot be subjected to fictionalized violence in this video. Sorry I just can't watch it. It stresses me out." The "fictionalized violence" she was referring to was the scene in the kitchen where the two actors have a fight.

I can no longer relate to her. And all she does, when we meet over Zoom, is talk about herself NONSTOP. She never asks me how I'm doing. It's all about her her her, and her kids kids kids. It's so draining, and so boring, and also, infuriating. When I told her I would be be a little awol during the holidays dealing with my father, who has Alzheimer's with dementia, she said: "I hope that Santa sprinkles some magic into your life this season!" Girl, Santa's magic nor any sprinkles will cure my dad's cognitive decline. Not only that, but what a silly and inadvertently disrespectful thing to say. She just thinks she's being "cute?" I guess? She has become the definition of "toxic positivity:" cheer up, smile, always remember to smile, thing will get better.

No, not in this case. Also, her kids are AWFUL spoiled brats.

Thanks for listening. I'm done.