It breaks out in chives
:D
Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.
After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldnβt help but blurt our βwell, you are what you eatβ
My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said βwell doneβ and walked off.
man have I made a rash decision
He warned me not to do make any rash decisions
Na-choo
My face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER. But my dad was like "let's not make any rash decisions" and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us.
A patient came to the ER with a rash that she had been scratching for a few days. I told her it was an allergic reaction and that I'd prescribe her steroid cream. She asked me if she'd be discharged soon.
I said "Wow. You're really ... itching to get out of here."
Silence, then groans. Just the response I was looking for.
Me - "We're going to the Peanuts movie eh?"
Her - "Yes that's what we planned right?"
Me - "Yeah, I just hope you don't have an allergic reaction"
While listing the things I ate and touched that morning to the doctor I mentioned I had a piece of a pineapple upside-down cake; my dad who was in the room with me chuckled and said to the doctor "he always had problems with upside-down cakes, but not right-side up ones. Rest of the day he kept telling people that's the reason I had an allergic reaction.
Dad:"A friend of mine was eating at an Indian restaurant and ordered the spiciest thing they had, unfortunately he had an allergic reaction and had to go to hospital." Me:"Is he okay?" Dad:"No he's in a korma."
I'm allergic to dust mites, sneezing and a runny nose being the most common reaction, as a result I usually carry tons of tissues with me. My dad had some words of wisdom for me:
"Even if you don't have issues, you'll have lots of tissues"
Mom had a good laugh. I facepalmed in public without regret
I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like:
"Let's not make any rash decisions"
and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us. :)
