What happens when an onion has an allergic reaction?

It breaks out in chives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachynabi12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...

Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.

After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our β€œwell, you are what you eat”

My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said β€œwell done” and walked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drahcir1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...

man have I made a rash decision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfkas10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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The doctor gave me advice about my allergic reaction...

He warned me not to do make any rash decisions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porsher12345
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?

Na-choo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/20154Ryan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Allergic Reaction (x-post from r/tumblr)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdb33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2013
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I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on.

My face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER. But my dad was like "let's not make any rash decisions" and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SEanXY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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My nurse just shook her head.

A patient came to the ER with a rash that she had been scratching for a few days. I told her it was an allergic reaction and that I'd prescribe her steroid cream. She asked me if she'd be discharged soon.

I said "Wow. You're really ... itching to get out of here."

Silence, then groans. Just the response I was looking for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smeeee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Me to my nut allergic girlfriend.

Me - "We're going to the Peanuts movie eh?"

Her - "Yes that's what we planned right?"

Me - "Yeah, I just hope you don't have an allergic reaction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jthomas18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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I broke out with a rash due to an adverse reaction to something.

While listing the things I ate and touched that morning to the doctor I mentioned I had a piece of a pineapple upside-down cake; my dad who was in the room with me chuckled and said to the doctor "he always had problems with upside-down cakes, but not right-side up ones. Rest of the day he kept telling people that's the reason I had an allergic reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adberq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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A pun, courtesy of my dad

Dad:"A friend of mine was eating at an Indian restaurant and ordered the spiciest thing they had, unfortunately he had an allergic reaction and had to go to hospital." Me:"Is he okay?" Dad:"No he's in a korma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redmig27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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My dad can be really lame sometimes

I'm allergic to dust mites, sneezing and a runny nose being the most common reaction, as a result I usually carry tons of tissues with me. My dad had some words of wisdom for me:

"Even if you don't have issues, you'll have lots of tissues"

Mom had a good laugh. I facepalmed in public without regret

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shm4y
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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Dadjoke for my Mom

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like:

"Let's not make any rash decisions"

and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofcamping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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