All Knowing Puns

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

When he asked who the best composer was, they kept replying “Bach, Bach, Bach”

That's why its holey.

There aren’t any canary’s there either.

Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye

In my Dad-A-Base!

It's their Denmark.

I call it a Dad-a-Base

His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.

...in a dad - a - base

Because if they were boys and we’d call them uncles.

He got home he reached up for the door knob and opened the door, crawled upstairs and into his bed with his wife. His wife in the morning said “Why were you out all night?” He said “How did you find out?”

She said “The bar called. They said you left your wheelchair again”.

They’re bay bees.

Minneapolis.

I find it absolutely vaccinating

...he’s really a big lyre.

Pencil-vania.

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

the lowercases ._.

Because they're all not 'C's.

But I dont know Y.

Put him in a treehouse. That way, he would be Tree-Beck instead.

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

They get really annoyed

Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

Data

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

It’s so they can Scandinavian

"Don't eat so much candy all at once!"

"Why?" the boy replied.

"If you eat too much candy, you're stomach will get bigger, and bigger, and it will eventually explode!"

The boy is shocked by this image an immediately stops eating candy. The next day, the boy and mom go to church together, and the boy sits down next to a very visibly pregnant woman. The boy looks at her stomach, then up to her face, and says, "I know what you've been doing."

At least until he met an anti fun gal.

But his brother Frank is a true monster

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

...in a dad-a-base

In a dad-a--base

In the dad-a-base

In a dadabase....

But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage

Minneapolis

Minneapolis?

Minneapolis?

...but his brother Frank was a monster.