I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
  1. alright
  2. alright
  3. alright
  4. alright
  5. alright
  6. alright
  7. alright
  8. alright
  9. alright
  10. absoutely briliant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycam3014
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Sibling humor, the backs of two ocean-themed quilts for my baby bro's new son and daughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noobinoa
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koNekterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poultrygeist79
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.

It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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You know, one good thing came out of quarantine

All my jokes became inside jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncenseAndIron
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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does anyone know if a doctor can take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?

Ass skin for a friend.

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Do you know what MREs are made of?

No one does, they are Mr. Es.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTzbr00tal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?

Because they've got to keep the ocean tide.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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One of the world leaders is actually an alien hellbent on taking over the world and I know who it is!

It's crazy but it's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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A great dad joke I just heard in an episode of The Sopranos

Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you’re taking up Astronomy in college.

Kevin Bonpensiero: No, business.

Tony Soprano: Well how come he keeps saying you’re taking up space in school?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:

🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.

🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.

🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.

🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.

🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.

🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.

🍺 Beer may help improve memory.

🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Did you know that Dogs, regardless of breed, cannot operate complex medical equipment?

Cats can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalbo_boii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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My friend put a bunch of laxatives into my food without me knowing.

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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To all those who don’t know the opposite of in

Shout-out to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burgundyhotel
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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My eldest wanted to know why I wouldn't lend him any of my tools, but I let his younger brother, the prodigal son, borrow whatever equipment he wants.

Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money

Very Sketchy People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omarsrstt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?

Assembling his cabinet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickledJuice69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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You know people use a bag of rocks as a metaphor for being stupid....

But it took one stone to figure out the theory of relativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberohero
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?

The pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikonDelight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It's a Pita Parka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies

If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadtman1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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You know, the anatomy of men and women are not the same.

You can say there is a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgbsss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..

.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.

(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plantborb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Someone asked how much I know about carving objects out of wood.

I replied, β€œA whittle.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My wife laughed, "The lottery is a tax on fools who can't do math!" I shrugged and said, "You never know! Anybody can win the lottery." Folding her arms, she asked, "Do you even know the chances of a person winning the lottery?" I shot back, "Yes!! 100%!!"

"A person always wins!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Did you know that there's a whole religion of people that celebrate Pi day?

They're very pious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tr0ubleBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abybaddi009
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?

Elongate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatyougoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?

A databass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Did you know, in Iran they are petrified of spiders.

In Iraq, no phobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Do you know the downside of shoes?

The sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyingBirdPerson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Did you know that the people of Dubai do not like The Flinstones...

But the people of Abu Dhabi Do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaramelLow8561
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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You know what group of people that have been struggling with the pandemic?

Flat Earthers. Social distancing is really putting them over the edge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Lots of people know about Harley Quinn but very few people have heard about her twin brother who was stillborn...

Manny Quinn

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.

Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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How do you call something that makes a lot of sense for people who know how to count if you dont?

Counterintuitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I just don’t know Y!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arrowedmisfit
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don't know y

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don’t know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QX943
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9

But 7 was scared of 2, 4 6 8 10

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