Ali G Puns

A list of puns related to "Ali G"

Ali-G has a company that makes bras. Why does this make him good at math?

Because he has knowledge in Ali-G bra

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👤︎ u/CapriPhonix
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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Muhammad Ali: Float like a butterfly

Jellyfish: Done

Muhammad Ali: sting like a bee

Jellyfish: I am nailing this.

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👤︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
📅︎ May 23 2021
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What does a pirate take when they've got doldrums in the bedroom?

Sea-alis.

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👤︎ u/Musicferret
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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I've never lost a World Series finals.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

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👤︎ u/julesvdz
📅︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call an Arabic friend?

Ali.

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👤︎ u/TubaXYZ
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish

It was Litter Ali, a work of art.

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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My grandpa claimed to be able to beat Muhammad Ali in his prime...

Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4

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👤︎ u/fingerguns_for-days
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Trying to get to know my new Middle Eastern roommate, he hit me with this one.

I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:

Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...

(pause)

Me: What happens?

Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.

That was it. I thought it was hilarious.

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👤︎ u/mikhail_harel
📅︎ Dec 21 2014
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What do you call the Northern Lights after you get tired of watching them?

Aurora Bore-alis

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👤︎ u/Hansenator
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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One of my cows just took up boxing.

I call him Moo-hammad Ali.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Mar 11 2017
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I saw a bust of Cassius Clay made out of trash

Litter Ali

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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