I turned on Airplane mode on my phone.

I threw my phone out of the window and it didn't fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziswrad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Airplane mode is a scam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogGuardian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofmistake
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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I put my phone on airplane mode yesterday...

...it didn’t fly well with my friends :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blawkay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Airplane Mode

http://madeofmistake.com/airplane-mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofmistake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I just put my cell phone on airplane mode

Biggest disappointment of my life. It didn't fly anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bebop0420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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My iphone is only responding to Shirley instead of Siri.

I forgot I left it in Airplane mode.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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The sky looked a bit foreboding this morning, so I asked Siri "Surely it's not going to rain today?" Siri replied "It is, and don't call me Shirley."

I must have left my phone in Airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Sry I dont answer my phone on 9/11 . . .

I keep it on airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless-Chicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was starting to get really pissed off, and then I realized why...

I left my phone in Airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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A guy dropped his iPhone X from the 16th floor but nothing happened to it because

it was on airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nu-way
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I dropped my phone and I was surprised that it didnt hit the floor

turns out it was in airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower

It's ok, it was in airplane mode

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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I knew I loved my Husband for a reason.

Me "Oh no, my phone was in airplane mode." (Started to switch it off)

Husband "Whew, good thing you turned that off it might have taken off on you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andilynscott
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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What do you call it when a baby screams for three hours straight?

Airplane mode!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dude_Im_hilarious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Megatron is ambushed by an Autobot trap. Messages Starscream for backup but gets no response...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTA_Stuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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My dad on siri

My dad got a new iPhone recently and has been having fights with siri. He told me this one today.

Dad : surely it won't rain today, right?

Siri: it will, and don't call me Shirley.

Dad: guess I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esemef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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So I was at a choir performance with my GF and her family...

...when GF's dad turns to us and says, "remember to turn your phones on stun."

GF replies with, "actually, you should put it on airplane mode, it'll keep it from getting any messages and vibrating."

To this, dad replies, "nah, I don't like that mode; it makes my ears pop."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatShoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Why did the Malaysian plane disappear from the grid?

Because someone put it on airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kejriwal4pm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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This morning, Siri said, β€œDon’t call me Shirley.”

I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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My phone kept calling me Shirley this morning

I had forgotten to take it off of airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Just asked siri "Surely, it won't rain today?"

She replied "It certainly will, and don't call me Shirley."

Forgot i was on airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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This morning, Siri said "Don't call me Shirley!"

I had acedentaly left it in airplane mode!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambopulous
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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