All I would like for Christmas is a mind controlled air freshener
It makes sense when you think about it
(Say it out loud if you're confused)
My son's nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners...
It's a day care scenter.
Everyone made fun of my Mind-Controlled Air-Freshener idea...
...But it really makes scents when you think about it!
Who would buy an air freshener that doesn't work?
I don't know. It doesn't make any scents.
I got a new car air freshener for my Tesla
It’s musk fragrance.
Just sprayed air freshener in bathroom and now it smells like shitrus
And yes, I'm a bowl browser. Bowl browsers unite ✊
I really like my air freshener but I just can’t trust it
It Lysol the time.
I just saw an air freshener so big, they had to tie it to the top of the car!
My boss put one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom.
It scared the shit out of me
Look at how many little trees he has!
Driving down the highway today and my fiancee says "Look at how many little trees he has on his mirror!" (referring to the air freshener trees, of which he had at least 30)
I hit her with "Well he is driving a Forester."
Edit: autocorrect correcting nouns.
Dadjoked my cubemate this morning.
She has an air freshener that burns different scented wax. She had run out.
Her: "Oh, no. I need more scents.
Me: "Read a book once in a while."
From “noob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.
Its a Day Care Scenter!
