People who have Only fans, what is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner? /r/AskReddit/comments/n12…
The air conditioner in my apartment broke
After the repair man fixed it, I realized I was $5 short. Fortunately he didn’t sweat me over it, what a cool dude.
Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
They have OnlyFans.
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
Because it isn't a fan
I saw someone carry a large air conditioner to their car
Damn. What a unit.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems
he broke their air conditioner and then things got heated.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
Me: dad can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
Me: what?
Dad: the air.
Me: ....
What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
They both become useless after opening windows.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
Guy: you’re such a fake fan!!!! Air conditioner: ....
What happens to an air conditioner when you pull the plug on it?
It loses its cool.
I wonder who invented the air conditioner
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy
You can improve the efficiency of your air conditioner by using it after your air shampoo!
Like humans, air conditioners get turned on when it’s hot.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
I think my window air conditioner needs a Valium.
It keeps hyperventilating.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives
In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner
What a cool idea
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman.
Your clients are never cool.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
I know this girl that fixes air conditioners...
...she's not that hot.
Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.
They have onlyfans.
I hate jokes about air conditioners.
Not a fan.
