Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Because they are βAgβ
What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?
oh the Ag ony!!
You canβt spell βgroanβ without a...
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Saw this on the front page, and it made me laugh a little.
"I Just started my PhD"
Background:
My dad recently retired and has since gotten a new favorite joke that he tells everyone who calls to congratulate him with his retirement.
The pun doesn't really work in english(I'm danish), but I thought I would share it anyway. This is how it usually goes:
Caller: How are you holding up? are you enjoying your spare time?
Dad: I actually just started my pHD
Caller: What? Wow
Dad: Pensioner every day
(In danish It would be: Pentionist hver dag, hence the PhD)
It's not funny at all, but he loves it and tells it to everyone
I loudly drank some silver...
*Ag ag ag ag ag ag
