Agenesis Puns

MONDAY. A man appeared at a police station. He said that someone stole his shadow. The cops laughed.

TUESDAY. Cases of people who couldn’t see their own shadows increased.

WEDNESDAY. Panic all over the world. Mass suicides, rebellions, nuclear attacks, new religions, loss of hope.

THURSDAY. Only a hundred thousand people survived. Half wanted to kill the other half.

FRIDAY. The sun vanished. There was no light anywhere. All the shadows were gone.

SATURDAY. A single child wandered in darkness.

SUNDAY. An empty, dark world remained.

MONDAY. Shadows leave Earth. And all that’s left are our corpses and souls…

I’m 9 weeks pregnant again after going through TFMR at almost 22 weeks for bilateral renal agenesis last December. I know I have chatted with some of you in this group that also have experienced this. My question to anybody who has been pregnant again afterwards- what ultrasound schedule did you have? Last time I just had a 7 week scan and then anatomy scan after 20 weeks when they found the diagnosis. This pregnancy I had a 7 week scan and then am scheduled for a 12 week NT scan and an early anatomy scan to check for kidneys between 14-15 weeks. How often did you guys get them? I’m feeling so nervous about it (or anything else really) happening again.

My wife and I are expecting our third child in a couple months, and the baby will be born without a Corpus Callosum. For those who don't know, that's the primary bridge between the left and right hemispheres of the brain. It's been an emotional whirlwind to be sure - we have been worrying so much about what the quality of life might be like for this little one as they grow older. We recently had a fetal MRI to confirm the diagnosis, and the neurologist said that aside from the complete agenesis of the Corpus Callosum there doesn't appear to be any other brain abnormalities, which all things considered should help to improve their prognosis as far as development.

We haven't been able to talk to any actual parents who have a child with this condition yet, and I'm really hoping somebody out there in this sub might be able to shine some light on how development has been for them, and especially if the child is older what kind of abilities and quirks they have or don't have. I'm also really hoping for any tips or advice from other parents who are helping their child navigate this condition.

Hey all, new to this subreddit, mtf/currently identifying as non-binary but would flip the switch immediately if I could have a cis woman's body at the drop of a hat. (ha.)

Anywayz. My affirming doctor apparently wrote into my medical record (after I let him know I think I might be trans) something called "cervical agenesis" (absence of a cervix/cervix did not generate in the womb is the root meaning there, in my understanding).

This was honestly the most validated I've ever felt. It made me feel like the evidence of my being not-cis is actually in my body, not just in my head.

I guess I'm just wondering whether anyone else's doctor has done anything along these lines? And also — are there any doctors or medical folx out there who could offer some context on this? Because I've never seen/heard anything like it and just would love to know a million things about where this is coming from, whether this is just me or a popularizing way to think about trans people for doctors, etc etc. As far as I know, I don't have any other genitalia-related medical stuff that would be related to this besides general trans stuff (and haven't even taken hormones or had any surgeries yet).

Thank you and love to all <3

I'm not still working on this, and will maybe add a few more verses.

I'm open to suggestions too.

One thousand times she reached for you,

One thousand times she cried.

If Mother's love could save you,

You never would have died.

If all the world was his to give you,

He'd have given it, and more.

Your Father would give anything,

To see his son run through the door.

In our minds' eye we see you,

A baby, a child and a man.

Full of life, you're strong in Heaven,

In Heaven you can stand.

So many prayed and hoped for you,

So many you have touched.

Your precious life has mattered, Levi,

You are loved, and missed, so much.

So grateful to have this community, it truly has helped me through the darkest of my days.

I had a D&E on 4/16 due to my baby's agenesis of the corpus callosum. I know everyone here can empathize that it was the hardest decision to make, and one that I wish no one had to face. It was agonizing and the rollercoaster of emotions that comes leading up to and after the procedure is plentiful.

This pregnancy was an IVF pregnancy for us. We were informed that there is a slight chance that the agenesis may be genetically linked, and it may be beneficial to have genetic testing done for our frozen embryos. We had an amniocentesis done before our D&E so that there could be some genetic testing that could be done. The first test that we did was a microarray, and we were informed that there were no chromosomal abnormalities found in the microarray. Is anyone familiar with whole exome sequencing? That is the next test that our geneticist is recommending, but it's pricey and not covered by insurance. Wondering if anyone has any experience with this and recommendations?

Penile agenesis is a birth anomaly in humans, occurring about once in 5–6 million male births, in which a male child is born without a penis.

Not looking for any medical advice just wondering if anyone has any anecdotes of someone with the above neurological defects that lives a relatively ‘normal’ life?

I have a perfectly formed exterior ear, but it has no opening, no ear canal, and no inner ear structure. I’m curious to know if anyone else here has the same thing and, if so, what treatment options/adaptive strategies have been helpful for you?

I went to get my two female rabbits spayed the other day, and when the vet went in they found that both rabbits have no uterus.

They had a previous owner who is not contactable, however the vet said there is no scarring suggesting they have already been spayed. They are about a year old and they are litter mates.

The vet also said one of my buns has a structure that looks like a undeveloped testicle.

Has anyone else had this experience? It seems strange that both of them would have this? Apparently there are very few studies on this. The vet that did the surgery actually said that her rabbit has this condition and she knows for sure because she had the rabbit since it was a baby.

Could someone please explain mullerian agenesis? how do they develop normal 2ndary characteristics?

I have ovarian agenesis. (Meaning that I was born without ovaries.) I found out when I was 15/16 years old. The shock of the news that I'd never have children hit my mom pretty hard as I am her only child.

It was difficult for me too, until one day I realized: 'Self, you don't really want kids anyway. Pregnancy has always freaked you out. Being around children sends your anxiety off the charts.'

When people ask me the dreaded question, this is typically how it goes: Them (T): When are you going to start having kids? You're not getting any younger. (I'm 30) Me (M): Well actually I can't. T: Are you sure? Cause you could try... (names off multiple things I could "try") M: Well it's more complicated than that. (At this point, if I trust them I tell them why. If not I simply say that it's totally impossible and I've got my doctor to back me up) T: Well you can still carry a child right? M: Yes but- T: You can get someone else's eggs! M: Honestly I'm ok with not having any. This is how my body is meant to be. T: Or you could adopt. M: I have like 0 experience with children. I've never worked with them. I'm an only child so no siblings to take care of. I know nothing of childcare and parenting. T: You'll probably change your mind. You can learn how to take care of them. M: Ok gotta go bye.

Because of all this I've had people not take me seriously because I don't want children. When I first found out I couldn't reproduce, I already felt as if some of my womanhood was ripped from me. When I realized that it was for the better and came to terms with it, I faced people who have tried to make me feel inadequate as a woman.

My insides may be weird, and due to my maturation process being thrown off, I may look 16 years old, but I'm happily childfree.

All that being said, is there anyone else out there who was born without ovaries? Of all the doctors I've ever had, not one of them have ever seen a patient with this. I'd like to know I'm not the only one. And I dedicate this post to you as I'm sure you go through the same thing. Stay strong!

Please be kind. This was a little difficult to share.

19M, 158cms, ~58kgs.

I was born with only my left kidney. It's something that I inherited genetically. But my kidney is in good state and it has never caused me any problems. The vaccination plan of my country says that people with atleast one of these conditions fall under the "third" category: ... Renal insufficiency (N17-N19) ...

And i wonder if that's my case.

Agenisis of the corpus collosum

Hello! I had a CT scan many years ago for a head injury and was informed I have this condition. There isn’t a whole lot of information on this out there on this subject and apparently I have such a mild form of it seeing a neurologist isn’t necessary since I have never experienced a seizure . I will say I often will have deja vu which after looking into it from a neurological perspective it’s kind of like a mini seizure? Hopefully I’m not botching that and if I’m wrong I’d like someone to help me better understand. I also have never been able to focus Or retain information. This is a problem for me as I have never done well in school or learning in general. I’m 30 years old and will be taking online college courses soon. Hoping to find resources to help me overcome this or find some sort of treatment so I can set myself up for success and do well in school.

If they don't tell you that the patient is xx or xy, is there a way to differentiate between the two?

Hi everyone I’m 27 and have Mullerian Agenesis. I was born premature three months early and did not develop my uterus and my vagina wasn’t developed all the way. I wanted to ask if anyone has this condition and how do you talk to someone you just started dating about this?

I had reconstructive surgery to help form my vagina but it is still very shallow , so sex, is out of the question until I finish my physical therapy. It’s really embarrassing talking about this but I can’t be embarrassed. This is my body, this is my life, and I need help.

I have my ovaries so thankfully I can have kids in the future. I just can’t carry them and need a surrogate.

Two and a half drinks in, at five minutes past ten, in some interspecies drinking spot on the west side of Manhattan that rarely checks IDs at the door, you’re just starting to feel a buzz. None of that matters though. Not the time, not the seedy bar, and certainly not the jello shot you had a half an hour before, the one that will definitely hit you sometime soon, because you and Loio are celebrating, God dammit, and you both are going to have fun.

Loio downs half a glass of his species’ preferred intoxicant and slams his tumbler down on the bar. He closed some case this week, something big with a shipping company to the boonies of the asteroid belt. Three things are inevitable, you guess. Death, taxes, and insurance lawyers.

“-So she tells me ‘that’s tomorrow me’s problem’ and dumps the entire thing in the bosses desk.”

You throw back your head and laugh, liquor robbing you both of volume control and good taste. “God dammit Sarah,” you say, “God fucking dammit.”

Loio shakes his head. “Yeah welcome to my world, asshole. I have to work with her.”

“Just hey, that’s a problem for tomorrow me. Jesus mother of God.” You chuckle and pick up your glass. “I wish I could do that sometime. Just hey, that was the other me, so you can’t put me on probation for throwing a plant through Jerry’s window last Tuesday.”

Loio laughs a bit more than necessary. “Yeah, blame the other you.” He taps his glass on the table. “You know legally speaking humans are considered two people?”

You choke on your drink. “Wait, what?” you say, “Like the entire species is two people?”

“No, like every human is two people in one body. Wait, you didn’t know about this?”

“Hell no, what the fuck? Don’t mess with me, dude.”

“Holy shit dude, I’m going to tell you some shit. Okay one sec.” Loio downs the rest of his drink and slams his hand on the table, an excited gleam in all four of his eyes. “I did my senior thesis on this, holy crap. So in insurance law, humans are put down as two sentient things in one body and it’s so goddamn stupid.”

“Explain,” you say, “please. I'm too drunk for this shit.” You might as well hear this tonight. Loio is a surprisingly good monologuer when drunk.

“So there was this case in 2413 or something, Patel v Ki’ilua Life Insurance Co. That was the one that set the precedent for this, but oh boy, get ready for this clusterfuck. So yeah, back in the 1890’s- no wait the 1980s?” He drops his head to the table and groans. “Ugh, dates are hard. Anyway, there wa

Zanki card says they are different like it's an important concept.

Is thyroid dysgenesis something like lingual thyroid – where it exists, but in the wrong location? In opposition to complete nonexistence of the thyroid gland (thyroid agenesis).

So grateful to have this community, it truly has helped me through the darkest of my days.

I had a D&E on 4/16 due to my baby's agenesis of the corpus callosum. I know everyone here can empathize that it was the hardest decision to make, and one that I wish no one had to face. It was agonizing and the rollercoaster of emotions that comes leading up to and after the procedure is plentiful.

This pregnancy was an IVF pregnancy for us. We were informed that there is a slight chance that the agenesis may be genetically linked, and it may be beneficial to have genetic testing done for our frozen embryos. We had an amniocentesis done before our D&E so that there could be some genetic testing that could be done. The first test that we did was a microarray, and we were informed that there were no chromosomal abnormalities found in the microarray. Is anyone familiar with whole exome sequencing? That is the next test that our geneticist is recommending, but it's pricey and not covered by insurance. Wondering if anyone has any experience with this and recommendations?