I can't stand them.
So I took them to the new grocery store that opened across town!!👍😎
They embark.
I headed down to the library to get a copy for my daughter. The librarian said my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
I'm not very good with puns or words really but I'm doing a project with my kinder class and need some kid-friendly puns that include classic adventure book titles and bears... The only title I can think of is, "Bear-y Potter and the Soc. Stone." Can you think of anymore?
Truly amazing ! The crowd gave a stand-ing ovation at the end !
Sir Cumference
Me: Carpet is fine.
Chewing gum.
That's when everything went south
a knock knock joke…
We have a DVD copy of the 1977 Disney classic "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh." One day I put the DVD case on the floor of the kids bathroom and then walked into the living room and loudly said, "That's disgusting! There's poo on the floor in the bathroom!"
Lots of eye rolls from the teenager. The five year old thought it was hillarious
and she disappeared.
I'll let you draw your own conclusion.
Doragoraphobia.
So I turned around and started “A, B, C….”
Obvious alternate ending: So I turned around said, “the alphabet.”
Choose your own adventure.
Just going around and loosening the bottom fruit of each pile so that the next customer would cause them to fall.
First, I did the oranges, then the peaches but I ended up loosening the apples a bit too much...
Caused an applelanche.
This is just one of my adventures in store.
Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.
QUICK! I need help naming a Greek-themed fanfic/adventure blog for an upcoming Dnd game!
It’s not serious so go wild!
They wanted to live an adventure without equal
Tomb Raidy
Cinder-ella
He just trailed off.
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
One time he told me how he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun had gone...
...and then it dawned on him.
His best friend, Roy, was known around town for having an adventurous streak that a small town just couldn't satisfy. Roy yearned to travel the world, to rub shoulders with the well-to-do, and to squeeze every drop of excitement he could out of life. While most young folk in town, my grandpa included, were resigned to their lot, Roy was driven by his dream. He worked incredibly hard, taking every hired-hand and handy-man job he could find. He would walk five miles each way to clean a gutter if there was a nickel to be made. His hometown was always spotless, because Roy would pick up every glass bottle he saw to get the deposit back, and every can he found would get turned in for recycling.
The years stretched on. Grandpa settled down with his high school sweetheart in a one-room cottage and had my dad, and not much else. Roy kept hurrying from one job to the next, never spending a dime on a date. Everyone would just roll their eyes and quietly gossip about how poor Roy's obsession was robbing him of a real life.
One day, Roy showed up at Grandpa's house, all decked out in a brand new khaki safari kit, complete with helmet, binoculars, and elephant gun, and announced that he had finally saved up enough for passage to Africa to go big game hunting. He was especially proud of the fine leather boots he was sporting. "Indestructable" he called them, totally impenetrable to water, wind, and snow. No trench-foot for him while he tracked rhinos on the savannah!
Grandpa congratulated Roy on his achievement and wished him bon voyage. Over the next three months, the town felt Roy's absence. Litter lay where it fell, gutters overflowed in heavy rain, small-time farmers rose that bit earlier and bedded that bit later to cover the work Roy used to help with. Of course, the gossipers just turned their chat from how Roy needed a dose of reality to how thoughtless it was of him to just up and leave. Most folks were convinced Roy was gone for good. After all, how could he come back from such a high-falutin' adventure to his tiny, no-account hometown?
But return Roy did, and everyone crowded around at the bar to hear his account of his safari. To their surprise, Roy told them that, for all the time he had been away, he only bagged one trophy that was currently on a slow boat back. It turned out, once Roy got a close-up look at the elephants, rhinos, giraffes, gazelles, and all the fine animals of the African savannah, he lost all heart for hunting. He just couldn't imagi
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White water rafting.
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People called him leche-erous behind his back.
All my investors are adventure capitalists.
So I headed down to the library to see if they had a copy. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
So I head down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure... So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter. The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
