I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I think im gonna need to buy some adderall for my camera

Because its having trouble focusing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshd175
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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A girl tried to sleep with me for Adderall

Attention whore

By: Matthew Broussard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What's another name for adderall?

Math-amphetamines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Zedd_Campeador
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I tried to use Adderall to write once.

I didn't like the marks it left on paper so I went back to using a pen.

Source

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StripedTiger711
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Adderall this time...

... you still haven't solved the Ritalin.

(My actual dad's actual joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stonefit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.

It's an equal Adderall triangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call the ghost of a hyperactive teen?

An adolescent Adderall essence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Taking drugs is bad.

Maybe i should not do that adderall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaGnomeXT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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