This is an accidental pun, but i hope it counts because its great.
Accidental pun - Found on a poster for the upcoming 'Apollo 11' movie.
Accidental pun, but it made me giggle
credit to the bbc for this (possibly accidental?) pun!
An accidental pun
Setting: My partner and I are sitting on the couch watching the Leafs v Bruins hockey game
Background: my partner loves puns, LOVES them and makes like 20+ pun jokes a day. I’m horrible with puns and have made like two in my entire life.
Here’s what happened:
Hockey game: Boston dude is on the ground, leafs dude is on top of him, looks like there’s going to be a fight
Me: looks like there’s a fight a-brewin’
Partner: BRUIN! A-BRUIN (chuckles manically)
Me: damn, I just fell backwards right into that
Him: of course you didn’t do it on purpose (still chuckling, high fives me)
I was so impressed with my accidental pun My first thought was - I have to share this on reddit!
(He’s still chuckling, btw)
Edited for formatting (mobile user, yada yada)
My sister made an accidental pun and my father took the bait
Sister (about bites she found on my niece in our family group text chat): it's fleas, I just found one biting her. I'm effing ticked!
Father: no, you're flea'd, not ticked, duh.
i began my research paper with "Of course, obesity is not an issue to be taken lightly" and then quickly realized how insensitive that'd be
sometimes accidental puns do not work in my favor
just thought this was hilarious...
So, today I was talking to an old friend about his last job, as a banker (which he just quit). He was going on and on about how he hated the people and the pay, but then he says, "you know what really made me make the decision"? I said, "no, what". He says, "Man in all honestly I just completely lost interest. I looked at him blankly for a second and he looks at me back, not even realizing the greatest accidental pun ever to be spoken.
My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I accidentally put viagra in my ear
I’m hard of hearing now
Edit: Thank you kind strangers for the awards
Edit 2: Tis a HARD joke to beat
My son said, “I accidentally put ketchup in my eye. I should have been more careful.”
I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes :(
Yeah, now I have Heinzsight.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
When I was a kid, I accidentally caught my parents having SEX
These were the most awkward 40 minutes of my life
I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
It was a real pane in the ass.
Accidentally knocked my grandmas ashes into a fog machine....
I accidentally played 'dad' instead of 'dead' when the bear attacked..
Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.
My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick
She still isn't talking to me
Help! Accidentally uninstalled Windows!
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
Wife: "I accidentally fell asleep while grading my student's projects."
Me: "I guess everyone's getting Z's"
Last night I accidentally superglued my thumb and forefinger together...
But don’t worry...it will be ok. 👌🏻
What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
It turns out the capitol rioter did NOT accidentally kill himself with a taser to the balls and the story was just made up to disrespect him...
I don't think anyone is shocked.
(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)
Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?
Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture
I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wife’s water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...
This is the straw that broke the Camelback
I accidentally sat on a campfire the other day
It was the most ember assing thing that has ever happened to me
I accidentally butt dialed my ex last night.
I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.
My son told me, “Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.”
I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Accidentally I spilt some tomato ketchup in my eye.
In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.
What do you have when you accidentally sit on yogurt?
My uncle just passed away from accidentally drinking wood varnish
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
Son: "Dad, what are condoms used for ?"
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally got ketchup in my eyes
I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
I accidentally played 'Dad' instead of 'Dead', when the bear attacked.
Now it can ride a bike without stabilisers.
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