A list of puns related to "Abridgments"
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
It was abridged too far.
Source - Pic Abridged version:
A man who dubbed himself Britain's biggest idiot after losing his wife after tattooing a comedy penis on his own leg is hoping to win back her heart by having it lasered off.
Hapless Stuart, 34, of Southsea, Hants, inked the six-and-a-half inch member on his left thigh, so the end pokes out of his boxer shorts.
"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.
"It caused no end of rows, and she's now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose."
Dad- Any movies out that you wanna see? 7 Years A Slave looks pretty good
Me- I think it's 12 Years A Slave
Dad: I must've heard about the abridged version.
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