What do Vampire Software Developers Abhor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilteach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners.

She thought "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunbaked4u
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2022
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My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.

He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.

It's just Cole's law.

(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthur_nemosnax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why must we rake the forest?

Because nature abhors a vacuum...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GooderApe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2021
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why is there so much dirt on the forest floor?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frasaco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did the physicist name his dog nature?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonwyattk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him β€œNature.”

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nsertnamehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I've often wondered as I walk through the forest, "Why is the ground so dirty?"

Well, now I know. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I'm calling my dog "Nature" now

...because it abhors vacuums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00bvin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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I hate nature

Me Talking to a friend today

Me:nope I hate nature i prefer dysons Friend: Dysons? Me: Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theb1g
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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My Roomba accidentally wandered outside my house, and all the animals started viciously attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why is my cat terrified of the roomba?

Because nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMightyFishBus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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