I heard that Cardi B won a certificate for being crazy.
I guess she's a certified freak.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I saw an old Subaru that was missing a letter B.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level
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︎ Feb 13 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
"Dad! I'm so chuffed, I got a B in reading."
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︎ Jan 29 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
π︎ 2k
π
︎ Jun 29 2020
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My friend told me, βYou have a B.A., Masterβs, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.β
It was a third degree burn.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting βf#ckβ, βb#ll&cksβ, βw#nkerβ!
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A
it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
A fat bee went to school. Created a real buzz when he got a B+
His average friend was nonplussed with a B, and his skinny friend would always be negative about her B-
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I'm a big fan of Cardi-B
but not a big fan of cardi-o
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?
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︎ May 15 2020
Every plan A needs a good plan B
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?
She's named Cardi O'Vascular.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Do you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs an athletic trainer ?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?
She's an athletic trainer
Her name is Cardi-O
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︎ Dec 19 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
π︎ 14k
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs a fitness instructor?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
TIL that Cardi B has a sister. Sheβs a personal trainer.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
a, b....
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︎ Sep 06 2020
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
π︎ 321
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
π︎ 65
π
︎ Sep 13 2020
What does Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What did A say to B?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
π︎ 13
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︎ May 26 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who's a personal trainer?
Yeah, her name is Cardi O
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs an athletic trainer?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Do you know the name of Cardi B's sister? She is working as a trainer.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call it when Cardi B goes for a walk?
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︎ Dec 11 2019
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
If A is for Ace and B is for Box then what is C for?
π︎ 9
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︎ Feb 04 2020
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
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︎ Aug 24 2019
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