What do you call a factory that makes ok products?

A satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepthekid_
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I saw a toddler crying so i asked β€˜you ok? Do you know where your parents are?’ He yelled β€˜NO!’ and bursted out in tears.

I love working at the orphanage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
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Why is today A-OK?

Because it's 10/4, good buddy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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Ok this isn’t me telling a pun but i need punny suggestions

idk if this counts as against the rules but it’s spooky time now. my username everywhere is StarlineOdyssey, so i need some spooky themed puns on it, if you can think of any good ones. any help would be appreciated. mods if you take this down that’s understandable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarlineOdyssey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I'm clinically depressed. I've been down in the dumps, alone, and in need of a friend. The other day, I was walking down the street and Tony Danza was coming towards me. He grabbed me by the shoulders and asked if I was ok. I said.....

Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Count the headlights on the highway...........

(Elton John, Tiny dancer. Once you hear it you can't unheard it.)

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Me: I have a fear of dentists and the dark. Wife: Ok, dentists I get it, but the dark?

Me: Well, you never know where a dentist might hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked β€œcan you see me ok?”

To which they answered β€œyes” β€œoui” β€œsi” β€œja”.

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Why did the policeman think it was ok to enter a residence when he thought he heard bird calls inside?

Probable caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/douchbagger
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Ok, another one from the "Just being a Dad" series.

Early days with the kids. five, six? I don't really remember, but it was about the time they were afraid of "Monsters" in the closet, under the bed, always at night. Frustrating!

Anyway, I used to put water in a spray bottle, add just a little of my aftershave (so it smelled like me), and I created a label for "Monster Spray". The label looked damn good, it looked "real" at least to a six year old.

Spray under the bed, around the room, in the closet, wherever. It worked so well that every kid in the neighborhood was borrowing it!

Years later, a young niece was afraid of "Bee's" in her dreams, I guess she had been stung, so I turned my brother on to the secret. We made "Monster and Bee Spray" for her.

To this day, I think the secret was the little bit of aftershave, and that we took it seriously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phredex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Over heard a customer at my store say β€œOK we’re done let’s hit the road”

I butted in and said don’t do that it’ll hurt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanotard
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Ok this needs a bit of context: 猫 is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanoicAcid2203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Remember, it is ok to hug a tree...

They are all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, β€œok sir, and which side?”

I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.

Cashier: β€œsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."

"a watched pot never boils"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Ok, this is a mom joke...

My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."

A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"

It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.

proof

... Smartass, lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Ok guys, I am about to tell a joke!

Well, here goes nothing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somerandomboi2507
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.

I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.

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Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...

You can’t say it’s pointless

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I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said β€œOK, nearest the bull starts”. ...

He went β€œBaaa” I went β€œMoooo” He said ok you start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling β€œOk Boomer!”

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Is it ok if a take a shower?

No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnickerDix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Ok brace yourselves for an absolute travesty of a joke, said during bathtime after water got into my daughter's eyes.

I told my wife:

There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"

This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Some asshole cut off both my arms and a leg a while ago. But it's ok...

...I don't hold crutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnxiousYYC2018
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigmond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I used to hate the lockdown in the beginning, but now that I have a full fridge, I am ok with it.

Scientists are calling it the Stock Home syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...

...but what is the opposite of yes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artvandelay440
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Ok guys. Time to rally together to help a fellow new dad out. I’m MCing a wedding and need the worst of the worst wedding themed dad jokes you have to offer.

Sorry I’m advance if this isn’t allowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derkus19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Its a car park but ok
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glowstick2019
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Son: Is it ok for a monk to use email?

Dad: Yes, so long as there are no Attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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People say I have a drinking problem but it's ok I have a handle on it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex_giovanniello
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What do you call a building that produces items that are ok, but not really anything special?

A Satis-factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…

Boomer rang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Everything is A-OK today.

It's a big 10-4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreYouKanyeWest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Stop worrying about next year. I know for a fact that everything will be OK. How do I know?

Foresight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookAtTheFlowers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I had a recurring nightmare that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley, but now I’m ok.

I finally battled my Damons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I’m going to tell you a joke about potassium oxide, OK?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pumpactionbanana
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhack
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Husband: "I think I'm having a heart attack." Wife: "Ok darling, give me your password to your phone and I'll call an ambulance."

Husband: "Never mind. I'm feeling better!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"

"Jenny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhil48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

Satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larrythetarry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

Satisfactory

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