3 Hilarious Zachary Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Zachary: Dad, what do you want for breakfast? Dad: Zack, I think you know. Zachary: Eggs?

EggsZachary!

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👤︎ u/MrBooks72

📅︎ Oct 03 2018

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Zachary Disease

Dad: I think you've caught zachary disease!

Me: What is zachary disease??

Dad: Oh, it's when your face looks zachary like your arse.

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👤︎ u/K1Kingy

📅︎ Oct 02 2013

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So I had to go all the way to Japan for a doctor's appointment.

The doctor didn't speak much English, but after he examined me for a few minutes, he said "You got Ed Zachary disease" I said, "Doctor, what the heck is Ed Zachary disease?" He replies "It simple. You face look Ed Zachary rike you ass."

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👤︎ u/Zeckdo

📅︎ Sep 19 2014

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