Dad: “Is your face hurting you?”
Me: “No?”
Dad: “Are you sure because it’s killing me.”
Did you hear about the new exotic facial that celebrities are all talking about? An elephant sprays water on your face.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
My friend and I have a love of puns, and he came up with this one today: What is the term for being very surprised that someone sprayed Lysol in your face?
Customer: "I'm not happy with your face shield"
Shop assistance: "Let me get my supervisor"
With a solemn face, I confided to my youngest son, "I think your older brother is addicted to ladders." Surprised and confused, he asked, "What are you talking about dad?" I answered...
"He keeps using them to get high!"
What do you call a single tear on your face the day of your wedding?
What do you tell an insect that's crawling on your face?
What part of your face has to make you feel pain all the time?
I'm going to start a company to sell peppers and we are going to have very aggressive, in-your-face salespeople...
Going to call the company "Jalapeño Business"
What do you say if someone points to a pimple on your face?
My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"
I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."
If given the choice of which part of your face to insert a finger,
Would you pick your nose?
Why are noses in the middle of your face?
Because they’re the scenter.
What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?
Dad: What’s the best way to affix a mask to your face? Me: I don’t know.
A little boy watched, fascinated as his mother gently massaged cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that on your face, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful!" said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" he asked. "Are you giving up?"
The doctor looked at me with a concerned look on his face and rasped, "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."
What would you do if someone forcibly put a mask on your face?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because that's the scenter.
Thanks Laffy taffy for the terrible joke.
Apple’s newest product attaches directly to your face!
What kinda flowers are on your face?
What sort of flowers grow on your face?
I wanted to shoot your mom in the face. She didn't let me.
Nine months later, you were born.
What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.
My wife is weeks pregnant. Lately the position of the baby has been hurting her tail bone. I had my face down by the belly, and my wife told me to talk to it. “Quit hurting your mother.” I said “ You’re grounded!”
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
Because it's the scenter.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face??
Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Why is your nose is the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"
I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter!"
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Why is the nose in the middle of your face?
Why are noses in the middle of your face?
Because they’re the scenter.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it’s the scenter.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter.
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