In Your Face Puns

A list of puns related to "In Your Face"

Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Hey pal, why won’t you cover your face while you’re in public?

I masking for a friend.

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👤︎ u/Tietjen1209
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why are noses in the middle of your face?

Because they’re the scenter.

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👤︎ u/NobleLionTower
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"

I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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I wanted to shoot your mom in the face. She didn't let me.

Nine months later, you were born.

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👤︎ u/Amandausagi
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because that's the scenter.

Thanks Laffy taffy for the terrible joke.

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👤︎ u/Missa_doodikins
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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If a large bird were shaking its big ghetto booty in your face, would you call it...

A twerkey?

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👤︎ u/bruce656
📅︎ Apr 08 2015
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Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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👤︎ u/schiggy182
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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👤︎ u/drlsoccer08
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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👤︎ u/DellRecovery
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter

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👤︎ u/arege_arege
📅︎ May 15 2020
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My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"

I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Why are noses in the middle of your face?

Because they’re the scenter.

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👤︎ u/NobleLionTower
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face??

Cos it's the scenter

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👤︎ u/pandaishcake
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Why is the nose in the middle of your face?

Because its the scenter

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👤︎ u/one_dry_bone
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it’s the scenter.
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👤︎ u/tommarshall22
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter.

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👤︎ u/kevinyehh
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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👤︎ u/maggierette
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
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👤︎ u/keagan448
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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👤︎ u/scamperly
📅︎ May 01 2017
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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👤︎ u/CanadianShadow
📅︎ Aug 20 2017
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because its the scenter

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👤︎ u/Callieisntcute
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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