I asked my co-worker, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
I went to the store to buy a french loaf and the clerk asked me "how do you want this to be put away?"
This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
If you want to save money this Christmas,
now is the perfect time to tell the kids that Santa didn't make it through the pandemic.
I want to tell you all about this girl who only eats plants...
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
You want to know how to make this Easter holiday easier?
Do you want to know why I love this floor?
It's always been so supportive.
Hey man, you want this pamphlet?
This morning at breakfast... Me: do you want this with honey? Son: No, I want it without honey
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
This one is really bad my family was at the pizza place donatos, my uncle says to my dad “do you want more donatos”
My dad says “the whole restaurant?” I laughed because it was so bad
Pun book I found by art moger ask if you want to see more puns from this
This man's boss said, "You can have a week off if you want to."
The man replied, "And can I have two weeks off if I want three?"
Do you want to read this book of unoriginal jokes?
Store clerk: “So, are you sure you want to purchase this pillow?”
“I think I’m going to sleep on it.”
Bro,do you want this pamphlet?
The apple asked the Pear: Do you want to Smoke this fruit? Come on you’ll love it!
The pear responded: I will never succumb to your Pear-Pressure.
The salesman asks me " Do you want this pamphlet?"
Mr. Quang, are you sure this is what you want to call your new Vietnamese restaurant?
Hey Dad, do you want to go to the beach this week?
I want you to keep this safe.
What is it?
I just told you. It’s a safe.
Are you sure you want this gun superglued to your hand?
Speak now or forever hold your piece.
I really want to tell you this joke about peanut butter...
...but I'm afraid you might spread it.
Dad: cmon son just try some. Son: Dad, why do you want me to try this chapstick so bad???
Dad: because it’s the balm!
Hey kids! Do you want to come watch this documentary on how ships are held together?
My daughter got me this morning. "Dad, what should you wear if you want to hide in a herd of camels?"
"Do you want a box for this wine sir?"
customer to wife: "do you wanna box or would you rather wrestle?"
wife: "that's not even funny"
"This looks dangerous. What do you want on your tombstone?"
Did you want any of this cheese?
Naw its ok, havarti tried it.
Q: Do you want this cardigan?
A: I didn't even want it the first time.
Bro, do you want this pamphlet?
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”Bro, you want this pamphlet?”
Do you want this as a whole or just some?
Bro you want to see this pamphlet?
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Bro, you want this pamphlet?
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