You Baby (song) Puns

I guess you can say the baby was airborne

Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.

Sitting down having dinner with my wife and girls (1,3,4) and my three year old says “Do you know what my baby does?!” And she made her doll do a backflip on the table. And almost as if instinct, I said “well do you know what my baby does?! MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN...” and I hit them with the whole of Sheena Eastons song during dinner.

It was perfect.

So I just sang my wife the chorus from boots are made for walking but I changed it a little. It goes like this: ♪Those hips are made for birthin', and that's just what they'll do. One of these days next week they'll push a baby out of you!♪

She wasn't very excited. Talk about a tough critic...

Justin Timberlake: I am Bringing Sexy Barrack Eric Carman: Obama Self Amy Winehouse: Back to Barrack Sir Mix a Lot: Baby's got Barrack Take That: I want you Barrack for good.

If anyone has any others to throw in the mix.. it would be very much appreciated....

Him - Why is it called "Black Widow, Baby"?

Me - Because Black Widows are notorious for killing their husbands.

Him - It should be called "Black Bear Pirate"

Me - Why?

Him - Because they say "You should've known better than to mess with me honey."

I overheard a father taking to his 3 year old child in Waitrose in the frozen section

Boy: Dad, that's ice Dad: ...Ice Baby. Boy: Huh, what do you mean? Dad: Don't worry, it's just a naff song from the 80's.