My in-Law's just told us they bought a ranch named "Que Pasa Ranch."

I said, "YOO! That's what's up!"

Only my father in law laughed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Psychofanatical
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What did the pirate say after spilling his chocolate drink in a container of Bacardi?

Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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Dad: knock knock

Son: who's there?

Dad: I'm you

Son: I'm youwho?

Dad: Hi, yoo-hoo. I'm dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/politemotherfucker
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