Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say

At least the both have something "in" common.

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John Wick
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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John Wick 4: Keanu Leaves home
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What does John Wick do after people die?

Keanu grieves.

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John Wick 3 - Parabellum's sequel is called...

John Wick 4 - Hyperbellum

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The producers of John Wick 3 should come out with a line of promotional sented bathroom candles.
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What does John Wick get told on a Saturday night?

Wick's almost over :/

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John Wick is a truly special love story

He has a real thing for candles

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Pickle Wick imgur.com/a/wVLHN
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I was watching John Wick with my girlfriend last night.

She had seen it before and I was a bit confused.

"Is Willem Dafoe in this movie?...Or is he Da-friend?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwnius22
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Stephan Pastis never stops delivering wicked puns
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A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.

The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."

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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?

I’m smelting!!

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Wicked new DJ
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There once was a beautiful, snowy kingdom.

It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.

However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.

When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.

Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,

β€œLook! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_reddit03
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What is the name of the assassin that only kills candles?

John Wick

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What do wicked chickens lay?

Deviled eggs.

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I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling

I'm a fan of John Wicks

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Got a wicked sting

The devil is in the bee tails

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What American city has a lot of wicked people?

Sinsinnati

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What did the tree say to his wife after a wicked burn.

Don't leaf I was only kindling.

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They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.

Call it John Wick.

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My friend had a table candle featuring glitter and 100 fibrous bundles to light...

It was pretty wicked!

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Tom's Swifties... Wicked.

"There are no two's in this deck." Tom de-deuced. "You're burning the candle from both ends." Tom said wickedly. "I dropped my toothpaste." Tom said Crestfallen.

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good movies

Wife: The movie was good, it made me cry

few days later we watch John Wick.

Me: What did you think of the move

Wife: it was really good

Me: So you really cried?

Wife: ..... (glare)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My mom mentioned that the play Wicked is going to be playing nearby.

Mom- considering 3 of the 4 of us like Wicked and the other hasn't seen it before... Me- How wicked of you. Rest of family- Hardy har har

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Wicked dad joke... in print form trifectaeditions.com/?pro…
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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John Month

Is the title of the 4th John Wick movie.

1 month = 4 Wicks

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Why did the candle quit her job?

She was too burnt out.

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Yo has anyone ever considered that prisoners don't really need beds?

Cause there ain't no rest for the wicked.

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what is a candles favorite movie

jhon wick

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Who is the most dangerous candle in the world?

John Wick

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Dadjoked my dad

My dad was having a hard time deciding if he should let his new mattress pad air out before putting it on his bed. I said "Well, why don't you sleep on it?".

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What is the best resource to learn how to make candles?

Wick-ipedia

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Why is it hard to find a leopard in Africa?

They don't want to be spotted

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What do you call a candle with guns?

John Wick

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Flies

Back when I was maybe 14, I was sitting out on the front porch of my grandmother's house with "the guys," AKA my cousin, his dad/my uncle, and my dad. It was wickedly hot and there were a few annoying flies buzzing around. We were just sitting quietly, taking in the afternoon. Out of nowhere, my uncle, a big guy with a deep, gravelly voice says, "Time's fun when you're having flies." The rest of us were in stitches, it was so clever and dumb at the same time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wafflesareforever
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Their romance started by candlelight.

But it only lasted a wick.

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Groaner at work! Irene? No, Icene

Dealing with home services and customers, need to check ID. Routine ID check and I though the customer's name was Irene so I say "Ok Irene, let's get into your account here..."

Icene: "It's Icene"
Me: "Oh wow, really? double checks ID Wow! That's wicked, I've never heard that name before that's really interesting!"
pause
Me: "Well... I guess, now Icene it."

Icene groans, and my coworker and his customer start laughing, and I couldn't help but smile :D

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My wife just got me

I was explaining to her about how the wicks in these cheap candles we bought fall over before all the wax is gone. She said, "that's poor wickmanship."

I love her.

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Dad joked my gf at a chineese restaurant today.

Our very hot Wonton soup was served to us and we both recoiled at the first sip because it nearly burned our mouths.

Gf: This soup is really hot.

Me ::wicked smile:: Would you say it was Soup-er hot?

Groans were had and for the fifty millionth time, she threatened to leave me with a smile on her face.

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