A list of puns related to "Whitfield's ointment"
Title. The OTC formula usually contains 6% benzoic acid and 3% salicylic acid, but I've also seen some formulated as double strength, with twice the percentage of the actives.
So I occasionally get Athlete's Foot, maybe about once a year. Usually one of the OTC azole type creams resolves it in a week or less. This time around though it hasn't put a dent into it.
I was about ready to book an appointment with my doctor and get something stronger (and be out of pocket probably about $100+ too) when a friend recommended I try two ointments.
He said put on Blue Star Ointment first and really rub it in vigorously. Let it sit for about five minutes and then follow up with an ointment with 10% camphor (usually marketed as a pain relief ointment). I had both in my preps (for separate reasons) so figured why not. Repeat 2-3 times a day. (Apparently this was something he picked up while overseas in India where fungal infections and camphor are more common).
The Blue Star Ointment has an active ingredient of camphor but only about 1.3%. However, I think the magic in it though is more in the inactive ingredients (which the FDA does not require listing separately) benzoic acid and salicylic acid that mimic a similar ointment found over in Europe called Whitfield's Ointment. I put the one on first and it burned, not bad, but definitely uncomfortable, for about five minutes. After that I rubbed in a small amount of the pain relief ointment with 10% camphor.
The area became bright red, which is normal when you apply camphor as it increases blood flow and it burned for about 30 minutes, but that feeling gradually faded away. About 12 hours later I could see the fungal infection starting to subside. I repeated every 12 hours and the burning became incrementally less with each application. On day 3 now it has largely resolved, but I will continue treatment for at least another 4 days to make sure the fungus is completely dead.
Wanted to pass this along for anyone who might like the information.
EDIT: I do not know if using one or the other ointment separately will work. He said make sure to combine them both which is what I did. Online you can see reviews where people swear that Blue Star Ointment will heal fungal infections. Maybe next time I will try just one and see what happens. But, both definitely worked at least for me in this particular instance.
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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