My Latina wife said I was “muy perezoso”. I said “what the hell does that even mean??” She told me to look it up.
I know what LGBTQ is but what the hell is LGBTQ+?
I’m assuming it’s the premium package of LGBTQ
what the hell do these freedom convoy people have against gay men?
Every time they're on the news, all I hear is that they hate man dates
What do you call the 3 headed dog that sits next to the sidewalk outside of Hell?
What the hell is a palindrome?
What do people from hell need the most?
What did the atheist beaver say when he died and went to hell?
My dad often gets movies from Redbox that he thinks the rest of the family will enjoy watching. When we ask him what they're about he'll reply with something along the lines of "2 hours".
When I went home from college for Thanksgiving break I was discussing with him things I had watched while I was away. I mentioned that I had watched the "The Nevers", when he asked me what it was about I replied "6 hours". I don't think he's ever been more proud of me :)
What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?
Him: No, I told you I’ll be home by a quarter of twelve.
"What the hell are you doing?" - "I have..."
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked “What the hell are you doing?”
He said, “Like everyone else, I’m working from home.”
What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"
I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."
Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
I gave my wife a slutty girl accountant for her birthday and she asked me, "What the hell is this?"
"Well...it's the thot that counts."
What the hell happened to Windows 9?
When Windows 10 came out, Windows 7 8 9.
(from Microsoft)
What you get when you play the song "walk with me in hell" at double speed?
What did the atheist say upon arriving in hell?
What the hell happened to this sub?
https://imgur.com/a/3Q9maRC
When the waiter asks my dad what kind of salad he'll have...
Dad: I'll have a Honeymoon Salad.
Waiter: What's that?
Dad: Lettuce alone, without dressing.
"What the hell is Roman cheese?"
"A cheese that won't sit still."
And here I am....still wondering...
A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah, get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens up and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".
The son says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three different pet stores before I found one that sold toucans.".
what the hell do these freedom convoy people have against gay men?
Every time they're on the news, all I hear is that they hate man dates
I'm so upset. What the hell happened to this sub?
https://imgur.com/DcTk0Z0
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