What do you call a country that isn't Belgium or Luxembourg?
Neitherlands...
What is it called when an entire country has a plug shortage?
Power struggle
What is a Tesla driver's favorite country?
Mad At Gas Car
What do you call it when an electrician tries to work in a country with a different electrical system?
Culture shock.
What do you call a fictional country?
Imagine-nation.
What do you call a country diet?
Trace Atkins
What do you call a large black bird from a slavic country?
A crow-ation
What would you have if everyone in the country owned a pink car?
You'd have a pink carnation.
what do you call a country made up of reporters?
NEWZ-EALAND.
;D
What do you call a Mr Potato Head who rules a country with a violent autocracy?
A Dick-Tater.
What do you call a country of bears who smoke weed and sleep?
High Bear Nation
Gleefully made up by my 9 year old son: What is a bra's favourite country?
Titaly
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
My friend looked at a rainbow flag and asked "What country is that?"
I said "Gaysia"
What do you call a haunted country in Central America?
Gosta Rica
What do you call a deaf Country & Western singer?
Dolly Pardon.
What do you call a country with bad cuisine?
Hungry.
What do you call a seagull that’s not allowed in the country ?
Illegull.
What do you call a country of lazy people?
The Procrastination
A duck decides to open a store and restaurant that has a nice rustic, old country feel to it. What does the duck name it?
Quacker Barrel
What do you call it when a group of powerful nudists takes over your country?
A coup d'étatas
What country is between a musician's toes?
The In-toe-nation!
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get all of your stuff back!
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
Studying a broad.
What do cross-country runners eat before a big race?
Nothing. They fast!
What type of government does a country full of extroverts have? A socialist government.
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
Contour
What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?
Stagnation
What do you call a country based inside a car?
An Incarnation
What’s it called when a tree betrays it’s country?
Treeson.
If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be?
Gawrsh Brooks
I got a new job in the airport checking what people are bringing into the country from their holidays...
I'm slowly getting accustoms to it
What does a country in Europe have to do with a dirty counter?
Germany
What do you call a country full of naked, alcohol drinking bears who sleep in winter and live on a mountain?
Hibearnation
What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?
Chile, please
What do you call a country of lazy people?
Procrastination
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
A pink carnation
What do you call a fictional country?
Imagine-nation.
