What do you call someone who doesn’t want to anger people?
What do you call a class for pirates who want to get better at ballet?
"What do you want for your birthday?" I asked my son.
He said, "I want a gaming mouse."
"That might be tricky," I told him.
"Why?" he asked.
I said, "I'm not sure rodents like video games."
To all the organ donors out there: I just want to say I really appreciate what you do
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That really takes guts
"Mr Polar Bear, as a victim of global warming, what do you want?"
Do you know what makes me want to throw up?
A dartboard on the ceiling
Matthew McConaughey walks into a bakery... Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?" Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "what do you want?" the man replies, "Oh, just some fruit punch" the bartender sighs and shakes his head, "if you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line."
The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What do you get when you want to scare a caterpillar?
What do you say to the dullish guy next door when you want to reject his offer to hang out?
dad asks "what do you want on your ice cream..
Me: What do you kids want for dinner?
Kids: I don’t know.
Me: Sorry…fresh out of that.
This back and forth dialog happens several times a week in my house.
What do you call a billionare that would let you eat anything you want?
What do you call a archaeologist that does whatever they want?
What do you say when you want someone to run fast?
Boss: What do you want as you password?
Dad: chicken
Boss: It needs a capital
Dad: chicken kiev
What do you give a horse that has a headache, but you want to gallup?
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
What do you order when you don’t want to share your food?
What do you say to a yak when you want it to speed up?
Yakcellerate! (My 5 year old made this up)
Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?
Never mind it’s a sea-crate....
(I made this up please don’t murder me)
What do you say if someone asks if you want to leave the yoga studio, but you're not ready yet?
What do you type into a time machine if you want to go to Christmas?
Present Day.
I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.
Rick Astley: What do you want for your birthday? His Wife: the UP dvd
What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?
What do you want for breakfast?
This past weekend my wife and daughter were on th couch watching cartoons. I was in the kitchen and yelled,
"What do you guys want for breakfast."
My wife replied, "oh I don't know, whatever is easiest.... Omlette you decide."
This was followed by the sound of knee slapping, and her gasping for air laughing.
What do you call it when you want to have the same breakfast every day?
What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public
What do you say when someone offers you a hot dog, but you don't want it?
No Franks
EDIT: Wow! Thanks guys! One thousand up-votes is crazy for my first submission on reddit. My dad told me this joke while we were grocery shopping.
Do you want to know what really grinds my gears?
What animal do you want to be when you're cold?
A little 'otter
Joke by my grandpa
You know what you should do if you want to really study something?
Do you want to know what one of the coolest gifts you could ever get someone is?
What do you say when a guy asks if you want a pamphlet?
What do you give to a potato chip that you want to marry?
Dad what do you want on your burger?
What sort of money do need if you want to start your own landscaping business?
Bakery Manager: So why do you want a job here and what qualifications do you have
After I bought my dad his retirement condo, I asked him, “What do you want to do with it?”
He said, “I just...want to live in the present.”
What do you do if you don't want people to see you depressed?
Hide and go seek therapy.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
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