What do you call a little boy made of pasta who comes to life?
Pi-gnocchi-o
(I really wish you could hear how hard I'm laughing to myself)
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a deer without eyes?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox?
What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?
(For big brains only) What do you call a car when it turns into a driveway?
What do you call a small wound?
What do you call a calculator that tells you the answer instantly?
A calcu-now.
(Courtesy of a 9 year old)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?
What do you call a vampire out on a date?
What do you call 100 little sheep rolling down a hill?
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
What do you call a magician that's lost his magic?
What do you call a cloud shaped like a dinosaur?
A Brontocirrus.
(I’m actually a mom and just made up my first ever joke today and this was it. What have I become? 😂)
Edit: thanks all! And I bow before this group’s razor sharp pun skills!
What do you call a muscular cow?
Beefy
(My 8yo claims she made this one up. I’m so proud)
What do you call a cop in bed? (Lord help me)
What do you call a childless person who makes ‘dad jokes’?
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
What do you call a color that hasn’t been invented yet?
A pigment of your imagination.
What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
What do you call a buttplug with a lightbulb in it if it was from the dollar store?
What do you call a sick eagle?
What do you call a wizard who fell down the stairs?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a Canadian dictator?
What do you call a mouse that swears?
What do you call a male version of a ‘Karen’? Ken…Kurt…Karl?
Nah: Kelvin. Because he’s an absolute zero.
What do you call a woman who mistreats men?
What do you call a pig on a leash?
What do you call a Sandwich in Notre Dame Cathedral ?
The Lunch pack of Notre dame
😀😭😂😅😢🤣
What do you call a retired miner?
What do you call a medieval spy?
What do you call an Egyptian mummy that thinks its a doctor?
From my 6 yo. What do you call a squirrel that doesn’t eat nuts?
What do you call a person who gets mad when they don’t have bread?
1980's joke by my dad. What do you call a Nicaraguan rock group playing stolen instruments?
What do you call a bear without teeth?
What do you call a divorce lawyer's file cabinet?
What do you call a werewolf YouTuber?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call the income from a horse?
What do you call a ghost detective?
What do you call a potato with a penis?
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk.
A milk dud, udder failure.
What do you call a fish on Tinder?
What do you call a man who can’t stand?
What do you call a king’s rabbit?
What do you call a cow who still lives at home with his parents?
What do you call a meeting of magicians?
Magic: the Gathering
(this is my first post here I hope this isn't a repost or something)
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